I like art, tattoing and drawing. I like to create fake profiles on match.com just to get the kind of date my mom would want me to have, but would never have me. I like to read books of the mystery, horror and forensic variety. I like to use big words, pointlessly, in sentences. I like to start sentences with the word "I"....wait....huh. I like to drink a lot of beer, and tequila is quite nice. buy me tequila, and you can be a part of my extended family. And if you have seen my brain, please tell it to come home soon......and, my interests also include buck knives, molotov cocktails, hatred of religion, philosophy, coco puffs, fishnet stockings, sand, pirhanas, gummy worms, ugly shoes, sleeping with one eye open, unicycles, Atari (Asteroids and Space Invaders, bee-atch!!!), and single contact lenses.....
i prefer to associate with other heavily tattoo'd and pierced people who have problems with authority. But if you are a hot guy, I will forgive you for being tattoo-less, or a Republican.......wait......you better be GODDAMN HOT, SON,if you are a Republican........ok...and i want to meet the person who invented chocolate....so i can smack that fucker directly in the lips.....hhhmmm...yum...chocolate....i hate that asshole...whoever he is.....
SAY ANYTHING!!!, plain white t's,Reference, Ground Control, Bullet for My Valentine, Under Oath, The Bravery, Priestess, Sky Eats Airplane, The Clash, The Doors, Coheed and Cambria, Tool, Perfect Circle, Nine Inch Nails, Bloodhound Gang, PJ Harvey, MC Chris, Muse, The Killers, All-American Rejects, 30 Seconds to Mars, Reverend Horton Heat, Social Distortion, Jimmy Eat World, Pink, Suzanne Vega, Siouxsie and the Banshees, New Found Glory, Rise Against,Thursday, Alvin and the Chipmunks, REM, Snow Patrol, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Garbage, AFI(but i think that guy is way gay...ha!)...DAMONE, BITCH, and for some reason, any new wave music from the 80's..........
anything with a vampire in it---plus, lock, stock and two smoking barrels, snatch (the movie, perverts), anchorman, dodgeball, old school, chocolat, the goonies, top secret!, better off dead, sixteen candles, pretty in pink, lord of the rings, star wars, harry potter, secretary, ghost in the shell, ninja scroll, monty python and the holy grail, nightmare before xmas, corpse bride, and of course, MOTHERFUCKIN BOONDOCK SAINTS...., and all the kevin smith movies except jersey girl......
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE (all non-believers must die in flaming agony), House, CSI--the Las Vegas version ONLY!!! Family Guy, Futurama, Psych, and Law and Order re-runs.....and has anyone seen BET late nights??? Whatever the hell is going on there, I totally approve!!!
anything by Stephen King, Janet Evanovich, Lee Child, Sue Grafton, Kathy Reichs, Robert Parker, Jan Burke, Lisa Scottoline, John Sandford, Jonathan Kellerman, Michael Connelly, John Connelly, Robert Jordan, anything edited by Susie Bright. some of Patricia Cornwell, plus, philosophy---hobbes, locke, machiavelli (RULES), feminist works.......THE CAGE BY AUDREY SCHULMAN.....AND....EROTICA, EROTICA, EROTICA......because someone has to read that dirty shit.....
all of the tattoo artists who came before me and paved the way.....and all of the women who are still getting heavily tattoo'd, against convention....whoever invented the cupcake, people who still can't tie their shoes, the little asian mushroom guys from Fantasia, and anyone who has read all the above shit......oh, and [DIS]Blackzilla.....yeah, that's right.....you heard me, cause i said it.....