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Suzanne

But the thing is, there's absolutely no resale value in that!

About Me

My name is Suzanne. I live in Chicago (sort of - ok, not really - I live in the 'burbs). I'm from New Jersey (Passaic County - represent!), and lived in Denver for a while. I miss the mountains. I love the ocean. I ride a horse named Wonderland, but we all know him as Frisbee. I have an awesome job, but a shitty commute. If I didn't like my horse and my house in the "country" so much, I'd probably move. I like shiny things. I have a cat named Lucy. My parents and I are really close, and my brother is pretty much one of my best friends - even though he's 4 years older than me and lives halfway across the country. Family is everything to me. I like movies, but not scary ones. I like to drink wine and play Scattergories. My favorite number is 28. I have friends who are ninjas. I like to drive. I have a lot of weird phobias, one of them is touching other people's dirty dishes - yuck! I'm scared of the Easter Bunny. My friends are the coolest people in the world; I love them like they're my flesh and blood. I'm addicted to myspace, and I hate that. I also hate ugly things and stupid people. I do a MEAN Running-Man. John Mayer owes me $2. He knows why, so don't even let him try to tell you he doesn't.
...and to top it all off, I'm a real bitch. ;)

My Interests

In no particular order: horses, movies, music, my friends, my family, competition, sushi, quoting movie lines, people watching, chipotle mexican grill, horse shows, horse racing, martinis, travelling, swearing, laughing, college football, taking stuff apart, putting stuff back together, interior decorating, making fun of people, canadians, making fun of canadians, rock and/or roll, not working, sleeping, DA BEARS, shopping, shoes, being lazy, chimpanzees, onomatopoeias, pie, pirates, collecting guitar picks and other random things, window-shopping, orangutans, breakfast cereals, money, grammar, breaking things, petting horses on the nose, driving, painting my fingernails and then peeling the polish off, being weird...and lots of other stuff that I'm too lazy to list.

I'd like to meet:

Pat Tomasulo for coffee at the Starbucks on Michigan & Lake.

No, I will not add your band.

This is the funniest video ever.
Real Bitch Island.
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Music:

I like music.

Movies:

Basically anything that does not contain the word "blood, stab, horror, murder, nightmare, kill, death, die" etc., in the title.

Sounds like a case of the Mondays...

Television:

LOST, CSI, Greys Anatomy, Little People Big World, Friends, Seinfeld, SATC, Intervention, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, King of the Hill, Everybody Loves Raymond, VH1's "I Love The..." series, and of course my guilty pleasure - America's Next Top Model. Oh, and the news. I watch that a lot.

Books:

Lots of them...I like to read.

Heroes:

My dad, my grandmother, Jessie, my big bro, Idina Menzel, and the people who invented Chipotle and Panda Express.

My Blog

Enough said.

Who I'd like to meet:Pat Tomasulo for coffee at the Starbucks on Michigan & Lake.
Posted by Suzanne™ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:43:00 PST

Goats on a Boat

.::::.Randomly Asked Questions.::::. What did you have for breakfast? Redbull.  And cigarettes. Who do you love? I love lots of people Where were you born? West Milford, NJ Where are you? ...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

I'm feeling snarky today

Perhaps it has something to do with the lack of sleep I got last night. Anyway. I have a flat tire.  Well, a "dangerously low" tire.  I hope that just putting air in it will fix it.  My...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

It's a dick in a box!

Name:SuzanneBirthdate:2/8/82Birthplace:New JerseyCurrent Location:ChicagolandEye Color:BlueHair Color:BlondeHeight:ShortPiercings:I have 4.Tatoos:None....yet.Boyfriend/Girlfriend:NopeOverused Phraze:I...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

This survey is making me sleepy!

::Pre-Bed Warmups:: 'What are your Pajamas?  I usually sleep in my Miller Lite tshirt and my cancun shorts.Have you ever slept nude? Only when I'm drunk.Is your door open or shut? Open so the cat...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

Gun to your head...

If you were forced (remember, gun to your head) to wear one of these three hideous dresses every day for the rest of your life or face imminent death......which would you choose? This dress: Or this d...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

To steal a line from Chewbacca Mayer...

Ladies and gentlemen...I am partying. Here's the scoop. I am challenging myself to get my house completely overhauled and cleaned this week.  If I do that, I am rewarding myself by going OUT on F...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

A word of caution...

Lurkers/stalkers/creeps.... Since I made my profile public, my site hits have been going bonkers. Just so you know...everyone who looks at my page has their IP address logged, along with your location...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:45:00 PST

A Blog About Blogging (and Da Bears)

Hi.  My name is Suzanne, and I'm a blogging addict. (Hi Suzanne) So I realized on my way to work this morning, that I'm wholley addicted to this blogging stuff.  It makes me wish I could mak...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

HOLY CRAP

I just almost witnessed a plane crash. I'm driving down Mannheim Rd, right next to the airport...there's a smallish AA Jet making it's approach, I thought nothing of it - this is a normal occurance. U...
Posted by Suzanne™ on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST