"Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to feel alone in a world full of victims or enemies."
I am Frank.
I work too much, but don't make enough money.
My band is tighter than a P. Diddy concert.
I play guitar. But not nearly enough.
Black Russians and Blue Moon are my drugs of choice.
I drive really fast.
My friends call me "The Manaconda".
I won't call you back when I say I will.
And if I don't already know you, than I most likely won't like you.
That's all you need to know from this thing.
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