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Dangerous Gleazons

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About Me

Im probably covered in pasta sauce as you read this.

My Interests

Finding the guy who swindled me outa 20 dollars half cause im an idiot and half because he was, well, he was the best. His name is Mike King, which sounds authentic enough for me to go off of, and I am going to find him. .... also, figuring out how im going to expose Justin Pratt for the worthless little bitch that he is.... and Seeking revenge on Danny Glover.

I'd like to meet:

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, Babe Ruth, Brando, Humphrey Bogart, Mr. Jimmy Dean, Bill shakespeare, Chris Farley, James Brown, Mike Tyson A bunch of Dead Native Americans, the gnarly ones. Like the crazy braves who hurled tamahawks at peoples faces. Oscar Wilde, Earnest Hemingway, Sylvia Plath. Langston Hughes and Clark Gable so we can party down on our birthday Liz Taylor (50 or 60 years ago... hell. 30) Jack Nicholson or any other crazyass dudes out there. A shitload of homeless crack addicts and forest people. My dog and cat in human form. My dog and cat in Giant form! my dog and cat that can talk in human voices but are still regulation buddy and Bing size. That guy who punched me in th.... all those guys who punched me in the face in highschool. The beast who clobbered me in ASU My pets from the past who have left us. Max and Rocky, again with human voices. Hendrix and Lennon

Music:

The italian enthused soundtrack at Bucca di Beppo is pretty much all i wanna hear.

Movies:

the departed.

Television:

the discovery channel. GO BEAR! You crazy shitsucking SOB you!

Books:

confederacy of dunces ( havnt finished it)

Heroes:

mom n pops.

My Blog

the story of Mike King

  Mike King was an acting prodogy.  Spending most days as a youngster with his Ozzy mother Carol was a renowned method acting coach for a number of well known stars.  He'd sit in t...
Posted by Dangerous Gleazons on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

SF

Recently I was pick-pocketed or mugged by danny glover and his stunt double.  No bullshit.  One guy looked like danny glover from predator 2( by the way, if your reading this, your no fuckin...
Posted by Dangerous Gleazons on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Fuck losing an hour.

Ive been talking about quiting smoking for probably about a year now. Still hasn't happened. Oh, i went and saw Sin City last night which was extremely good and ive been having dreams about it all d...
Posted by Dangerous Gleazons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST