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Mattie SassyPants

A warrior

About Me

I HAPPEN TO BE AN ELITE MEMBER OF THE PEN 15 CLUB. I COLLECT STRAWS AND AM NOT ASHAMED OF THAT. I WORK HARD AND PLAY HARDER. I'M A FIRM BELIEVER IN THE PHRASE "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON". I'VE LEARNED TO NOT APPOLOGIZE FOR MY FEELINGS. THEY'RE SOMETHING YOU JUST CAN'T HELP. I CAN BE SELFISH AND SELFLESS ALL IN THE SAME ACTION. I MAKE CLOTHING WITH MY HANDS,AND MY MACHINE. MY FAVORITE FLOWERS ARE LILY'S AND I TRY HARD NOT TO KILL THE PLANTS I HAVE, PS. I DONT HAVE CURRENTLY HAVE ANY PLANTS. IM A TALKER WHEN IM NOT BEING SOCIALLY AKWARD. IM MORE OF A LOVER NOT A FIGHTER BUT MY LOOSE TOOTH WILL TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY (NOT RECOMMENDED). I HAVE BAD NERVOUS HABITS THAT WILL ANNOY THE AVERAGE PERSON. MOST OF ALL, MY HOME MADE GUACOMOLE WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. IM NOT SURE IF I KNOW HOW TO SPELL "GUACOMOLE".

My Interests

Pirates, fashion, HARMONICAS, personal art pieces, monster trucks, demolition derbies, music, the ocean, clothing design, straws, stars, chocolate chip cookies, mac and cheese, traveling, Bill S. Preston Esquire, John Bender

I'd like to meet:

DREW BARRYMORE, JACK WHITE, WILLY NELSON,CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, BETSEY JOHNSON (VICTORY IS MINE!), TOM FORD, TOM PETTY, AND COCO CHANEL.

Music:

Tom Petty, WILLY NELSON, The Eagles, Portishead, The White Stripes, The Lunachicks, Betty Blowtorch, The Strokes, Orgy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Cibo Matto, Billy Idol, Lords Of Acid, Hole, Kidney Theives, Marliyn Manson, Deftones, Sneaker Pimps (the old line up), Linda Perry, NANCY SINATRA, Jack Off Jill, The Rolling Stones, The Start/Human Waste Project, The Vandals, YEAH YEAH YEAHS Pink, Weezer, Ben Kweller, *wispers green day*, Tigan and Sara, Clap your hands say YEAH, The Shins, The Bad Boys of Track and Field, The Divorce, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Postal Service/Death Cab for Cutie, Mars Volta, and Bob Dylan.

Movies:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Breakfast Club, Pirates of the Carribean, A League of their Own, Death Becomes Her, Jesus's Son, Charlie's Angels, The Lost Boys, Super Troopers, Old Skool, Tank Girl, Encino Man, The Princess Bride, Goonies, Gia, Sleeping Beauty, Momento, Drop Dead Fred, Anchorman, Wedding Crashers, Walk the Line, 40 year old virgin, Happy Endings, You Me and everyone we Know, Secretary, Eulogy, Meet the Fockers, The Notebook, Nightmare before Christmas, The dangerous Life of Alter Boys, Wilbur wants to kill himself.

Television:

21 Jump Street, Roseanne, The Simpsons, 6 feet under, CSI, Mythbusters, American Choppers, Family Guy, WEEDS, PROJECT RUNWAY, COPS, THE OFFICE, SCRUBS

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Giving Tree, James and the Giant Peach, Ramona Quimby

Heroes:

jordan kajevipour, MY DAD.