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Dave

I am here for Friends

About Me

Oh Jeez.......What to say........ Oh i Know absolutely nothing..... haha...that works..... bitches......okay now to actually answer questions.....i'm an eccentric...really werind guy......party animal without actually partying guy......i can be obnoxious as well as fun and entertaining......i'm smart but dont pass off that way......i play bass.....huray for me.........!!!!

My Interests

ooooooooh look..I'm a COMMIE..........

I'd like to meet:

Myself....In Drag....... (Hello, Hello.....Freshen Your Drink Governor....5 people will get that..but its ok since those are the only cool 5 people around.)......

Music:

Totally gonna scroll done iTunes as i do this...But do it poorly and ya...Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Belle and Sebastian, Blur, Cat Power, Clap You Hands Say Yeah, Clor, Deerhoof, Destroyer, Explosions in the Sky, The Fiery Furnaces, The Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Iron and Wine, Jens Lekman, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Pornogrpahers, Pixies, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, SLint, Sigur Ros, Spoon, Stephen Malkmus, Tapes n' Tapes, Tortoise, Wilco, Wilderness, Wolf Parade, and PAVEMENT... I have more but i am lazy/....good night

Movies:

Favoritest Movie Ever: Trainspotting,The Rest of My list: Seven, American Beauty, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, The Exorcist, Boondock Saints, Many more that are slipping my mind......

Television:

Their is absolutely nothing good on tv.......except for.... 24, the Simpsons, and Arrested Development.....Oh ya...and CSI (its not good...but its like a drug)

Books:

All good books.... (no crap).................................. good books like.... Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Survivor, Diary, All families are Psychotic, Microserfs, Brave New World, 1984, Catch 22, Satanic Verses, all shakespeare, all ancient world authors, all good books......thats all i'm gonna say....bitches ........................... Also i hate Dan Brown and his Davinci Code with all my being.....its a terrible novel, total fluff literature...

Heroes:

Myself!.......(i'm very egotistical)

My Blog

I NEED MONEY NOW...PLEASE.....They wanna take my legs....

never.....ever...ever.....bet against the harlem globetrotters.....now seriously...can you guys please help me?
Posted by Dave on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:35:00 PST

Literally literal.......

everyone just chhill........ now smile...... are u smiling? good...... your puppies are all dead........... and....your school papers have all burned...... are u still smiling? you should be......
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

look Mommy i'm blogging

well...since i have no idea how to blog he is a fictional conversation between me, agent scully, and agent mulder........enjoy....................... Dave: so how do u blog.... Scully: its quite e...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST