Hilarious Shorts! |
Marriage Shorts
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A: She knows she's given her last blow job. Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When ...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST |
Camel Toe |
The Difference Between A Camel Toe And A Moose Knuckle:
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Posted by Kelly on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:29:00 PST |
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex |
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop bein...
Posted by Kelly on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:11:00 PST |
A Christmas Blog |
If Santa answered his mail honestly...Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLyDear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in la...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST |
You may get a chuckle out of this... |
LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK
The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the "Style Invitational." The requirements this week were to use the two words Lewinsk...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:41:00 PST |
Dane Cook fans will appreciate this... |
You know you are a Dane Cook Fan when...1) You say things like: BAMF, MFC, Periph, Merch, Sangwhich, "The Wall", Blasty Blast, Fantastical, Downtown bonanza, Cash and Prizes, Concernicus and Superblee...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:09:00 PST |
Oprah the Genius |
WHAT OPRAH HAD TO SAY ABOUT MEN If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:36:00 PST |
