Duncan

Hey whats up! My name is Alan and I am 22 years old. I once ate a record, 160 chicken mcnuggets in a hour at McDonalds, and didn't even think twice about it. No more than 20 minutes after my incredible accomplishment, my record fell. One of my fellow mcnugget enthusiasts, Mike Steinbruegge(the mcnugget King of St. Louis), had taken down 200 mcnuggets. For no apparent reason I started shouting profanities and began chuckin bbq sauce cups everywhere. I then proceeded to puke all over Ronald McDonald's big ass shoes and ended up knockin he's ass out. SICK SHIT! I was not aware at the time, but a group of stunned kindergartners where on a field trip and had witness the whole horrific event. I am deeply sorry for all those kids, who are now all terrified of chicken mcnuggets and will never enjoy their delicious taste.I got my layout at Cleanupmyspace.com