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Jonny Scaramanga

About Me

Hey people, thanks for checking out my profile.

I am putting a band together. A proper one, which will do actual gigs and make actual records. I make no promises about actual money, but I believe that if we make good music, perform well, and work hard, there will be an audience. Please let me know if you're interested in joining the enormous party that is my band.

There will be tunes here soon. Really. I know this because the tunes are written and just need recording. Since I have time on my hands this month and recording gear, it's more or less inevitable that demos will be online. I am pleased with them. I'm don't know if that's a good sign or not.

Oh yeah, and I now endorse Roland and BOSS guitar gear, cos it rocks.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 13/09/2006
Band Website: www.scaramofo.com
Influences:
hairspray
extra long guitar straps
Marshall amps
Jack Daniel's
skinny bootcut and skinny flare jeans
Dax hair wax
Chuck Klosterman
Lewis Hamilton
Nick Hornby's High Fidelity
David Lee Roth's Crazy From The Heat book
Bill & Ted
Wayne & Garth
hot girls (particularly those in good moods)
Fender and Gibson guitars
the months of July & August
the American Dream
Scrubs
The Wonder Years
Jagermeister
Going to bed in the morning and getting up in the evening
Talking to people I've never met before
playing air guitar
smiling
Wayne Elise
Jeremy Clarkson
Enzo Ferrari
The Fonz
Back to the Future
wristbands
headbands
MySpace
blogging
the beach (that's the bit of land next to the sea, not the film or book)
the cities of Los Angeles, London, and New York

Sounds Like: The kind of music that makes you want to play air guitar, laugh, sing along, cry, call your ex, talk to that cute girl on the other side of the bar, punch the air, mosh, drive too fast with the top down, go surfing, squeeze someone, rock out, trash your bedroom, party all night, annoy your neighbours, have a barbecue and a beer, get drunk, and start a band, possibly (but not necessarily) all at once.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Oh my god... it's coming!

Hey Scaramanga fans (hi mum!),So the album is actually almost done... as in one session remaining to do, and then it just has to be mixed. I for one can't wait to write a blog that says something othe...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 14:16:00 GMT

Moments of genius/ idiocy

Hey sports fans,I'm back... been a long time since we rock and rolled, hasn't it? Since we last spoke, I have, well... let me show you.Here's me playing in inadvisably tight jeans:And here I am explod...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:38:00 GMT

single biggest improvement...

According to some advertising blurb I read once, the single biggest improvement you can make to your tone is putting a steel trem block in your Strat. For fifty quid.No it isn't.The single biggest imp...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:25:00 GMT

Tone wizard

I will never have an on-stage monitor mix I am happy with until the day I am in band where everyone has in-ears.I always want the guitars to be about twice as loud as everyone else wants them. Partly,...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 01:46:00 GMT

Go faster stripes

Your eyes do not deceive you. That is a '50s Strat. And yes, I have gouged a hole in it for a humbucker, and I have put a speed stripe on it. I am a tasteless motherfucker. Since fitting the go faster...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Notes on being a poser

For some weird reason, being called a "poser" is an insult to rock & rollers.Why?I can't work it out. As far as I can tell, being a poser is the whole reason rock & roll exists. If it was just about m...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Best band of the 90s: Def Leppard

I went to Def Leppard's Songs From the Sparkle Lounge album launch gig last night. This is partly a press event, but I wasn't covering it for a mag. Like the idiot fan I am, I paid for my ticket. This...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Some things that annoy me...

Many things annoy me when I am auditioning guitarists. Even though this won't change anything, here are some things that I wish guitarists would do (which will make you more likely to get the gig):1) ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 13:40:00 GMT

Dont Change the Channel

Shamone motherfuckers.First up, I'd like to welcome to torrents of people who are reading this for the first time after my friends at Total Guitar plugged my blog (cheers guys!). I actually wrote toda...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Taking the PRS

Every year, users of the MusicRadar forum organise a charity event called GASfest. Everyone gets together, shows off their gear, has a jam, gives some money to sick kids, and goes home happy. Last yea...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:09:00 GMT