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Mark

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About Me


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I work full time
I am very sarcastic. And a smart ass
I study full time too
I love Mariah Carey. She Loves me too. She told me.
I have a sister. She is great.
I have a Mum and Dad. They're alright too.
I am often inapropriate. I like it that way.
I love to laugh long and hard.
I always wear a fragrance. Always
I say mate, cheers, and yeah right. Often.
I abuse the people at Hungry Jack's drive through for trying to suggestive sell before I've even placed my order
I like to go out and not leave the club until the sun is up.
I love Tori Amos too. She doesn't love me. She hasn't told me so anyway
I talk about myself a lot. Too often perhaps
I think I am such a dag. No one I know disagrees.
I am personally responsible for the Emancipation of Mimi
I am an ego maniac
I love Bonsai. I used to have heaps. But they all died.
I hate Celine Dion. I don't think she cares but that's not the point.
I am a bit of a nerd.
I am painful to be around sometimes. But then I think that about everyone else too.
I have a pet pug called Samson. He's made out of cement.
I have a problem with food. It seems to love me too much
I hate pretentiousness
I have a real dog called Zoe. She is white and fluffy.
I want to get a tattoo, but haven't. Because I'm a pussy.
I am incredibly clumsy.
I think I'm a bit special.
I think everyone should feel that way about themselves.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is not in my extended network.
You. Maybe anyway.
Mariah Carey.
Tori Amos
The Queen (note it's THE not A)
Margaret Cho
That really fat guy from the Fat boy slim album
The woman who did the original 'Not Happy Jan' commercial.
John Howard. So I can kick him in the face.

My Blog

ICE

Ok so tuesday morning, I'm running late for work. As is normally the case. I run down the steps, take the first step, take the second, slip in the third because their is ice on the steps it has been t...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:50:00 GMT

Coffee Cups

A good mate of mine is a primary school teacher. So he rings me at work and asks me if I ever gave a teacher a coffee cup. I have no idea what he is talking about.So he tells me the story of a teacher...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:44:00 GMT

My Space Ads

ok so I have noticed lately that when I send a message or comment and the little 'you're message has been sent' message comes up, they ALWAYS advertise some website called manhunt, which features some...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Random Update

So I was wasting time the other day and Marika decided to send me a message (Hi Marika) and asked me about my finger and it made me realise that it has been far too long since I have posted a blog So ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:29:00 GMT

The one with finger cancer

Mark's Very First Blog Entry   G'day Kiddies Welcome to Mark's first blog entry I would just like to say that slowly becoming addicted to myspace. Soon, if I am not careful, I think myspac...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:20:00 GMT