Sex..... |
Had to steal it from shannon....
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex
1. assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it u...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Woman Laws |
Woman Laws:1) Ditching deserves bitching. Also, never ditch a friend, if you do, you deserve to be bitched at.2) We are awesome, don't try to deny it, know it, embrace it, love it.3) We do what we wan...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:04:00 PST |
I think we need to go to Wal-Mart :-) |
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:17:00 PST |
Learn Chinese!! Its so easy |
This is absolutely hilarious, they will only make sense if u sound them out, out loud!! 1) That's not right.......................Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive......Hu Yu Hai Ding...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST |
I think i am finally done!! :) |
Ok so i think i am finally done!! today i got my last piercing~~ my nose!! :) that leaves me at 8 i believe!! yah im pretty sure im done, now to just get my second and third tattoos and i am SET!!...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 07:28:00 PST |
WOW!! UNREAL |
FEMALE SOFA-----A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a re...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:44:00 PST |
Pain and a Broken Heart |
First i lose my mom to her new fiance, then to make evrything worse i lose my boyfriend. I dont get how he can sit there and tell me he likes me so much and he wants to be with me for a long time and ...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:33:00 PST |
You know ur a 90's kid if.... |
You know you're a 90's kid if...You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"You've worn skorts and felt stylishYou yearned to be part of th...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:42:00 PST |
Could life get any worse?!? |
Ok so i had mono for a while, and right as imm starting to get better and hoping to be able to go back to work, i fall and break my ankle! so now im on these stupid crutches in a cast and ill prolly h...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 06:22:00 PST |
Sex can do all this?!?!? |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking...
Posted by *♥*Miss Ash*♥* on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 01:41:00 PST |
