Where do I start?
Procrastination is my strong point but enough about that I'll get to it later!
Ok in earlier stuff we've established I am a jammy bastard with work.
HTML!!!!!!!!!! WTF is that all about? Hot Tongues Making Love? Then great I'm all for it!!! I was Olympic Slug Wrestling Champion in ma day (I got the scars to prove it).I actually got a book on it so pop back again in the near future and you'll see that I still haven't done a friggin thing to 'JAZZ' up this page.
An inalienable truth in life is no matter what you achieve or good you do some bastard will come along and fuck it up for you! Don't worry be happy people, lifes too short to be miserable it takes *14 muscles to smile and 376.2 to frown (* research according to blah blah research university (did I say research twice? Shite I said it again, ok I wont say research anymore F*@k, Dam I said research again)). Come on now, you're a long time dead folks and its no fun being Lifeless Rotten and Smelly.
Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I like a good laugh, so if you are 'ahem' "INTERESTING" and or (multiples readily accepted)Heather Graham,Kate Bekinsale, Meg White,Audry Hepburn straight outta a time machine drop me a line or two I don't bite...................(Much).
More bout me at a later date. You cant have it all on a plate at once.No peeking back now but how many times did I say 'research'? Brownie points to be earned & exchanged.
