mike

well folks. to sum it all up, im pretty much a dirt bag. i mean im not a bad guy and all, im just saying that id eat the gargage from your front lawnif you gave me the chance. i like to start the day out right with a good sceam while in the shower and then a beer. maybe both at the same time if im feelin frisky-most days i am- im from moab, but who really gives a shit about that any way. so lets get back to me being a good guy and all. if you wanted me to, id let you put a smole out on my arm, and then re-light a new one with the cherry still on my arm, thats how much you mean to me.im pretty worldly, ive been around. ive been through ninja school (not really, i just say this to meet girls), right now im chillin with the japans, oh and did i mention that im a god damn combat vet. yeah its prety cool being me.did i mention that im from moab