MUX

I am the slang name for muskegon made up by the rollerbladers who live here.At any given moment, I can be found in jail, in a bar, hungover, fist-fighting, stealing lawn furniture, having sex in an alley, stoned to the point of immobility and on my way to work, or---making babies. Most of my life has been spent carousing with criminals and working jobs I hate, to buy the alcohol I need. If Johnny Cash was a town, Mux would be it.