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About Me

Hey, my name's Ryan but i go by Duff, from Norcal, now going to college in Socal. I'm a Junior at U.C. Riverside, majoring in History with a minor in German. I liked to play football, wrestling, track and field, and tennis back in high school, now alls i can do here is lift weights and play racket ball b/c my school is awesome like that. I like partying and chilling with friends of course, who doesnt. if you wanna know more, just ask.
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Name: Duff
Birthday: December 19th, 1985
Birthplace: San Rafael, CA
Current Location: Riverside, CA
Eye Color: Blue, used to be brighter, now kinda grayish
Hair Color: dirty blonde with blonde streaks in it
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Cherokee, Choctaw, Wampanoag, Canadian, French, Irish, English, Welsch, Scottish, German, Hungarian, Icelandic, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, Swedish, Spanish, Hebrew and of course American
The Shoes You Wore Today: My pair of Duffs
Your Weakness: Kryptonite? lol, Middle Eastern and Indian girls...oh and 15 shots in under 20 mins
Your Fears: NOTHING! FEARLESS!
Your Perfect Pizza: every damn cheeze possible! and a lil sausage in there
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: gettin a 3.7 gpa if not more.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck...5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: My arms and ass...damn nice ass if i say so myself, haha
Your Bedtime: 2-5am
Your Most Missed Memory: High School Football
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...but Sprites better
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's cuz im addicted
Single or Group Dates: Single...playa moves work better that way =P
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Um...don't drink much tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'd hafta say chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Capp, but i love my frappacino's
Do you Smoke: Only Hookah
Do you Swear: Fuck yea bitch! haha
Do you Sing: in the shower and for fun, i whistle alot
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes 3 times daily
Have you Been in Love: a long time ago
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Someday, not for a good 8 years tho
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yea, im perfect! lol
Do you get Motion Sickness: Ug don't remind me
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea i'd hafta say i am
Are you a Health Freak: No, wish i was like in senior year of hs
Do you get along with your Parents: Somewhat, the distance helps
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea theyre frightening/cool
Do you play an Instrument: Used to, Baritone and Alto Saxophone...the sexiest instrument ever
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Haha yea, gonna go drink later tonight
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just alchy
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea yesterday, spent $600 of my paycheck on Abercrombie and Fitch
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, don't like them that much
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: SUSHI=BEST FOOD EVER! and yes i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kinda
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: haha yea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: umm...huh...have i? probably just a pen if i did
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: Once
Ever been Beaten up: Naw, i'm Big Boy Duff!
Ever Shoplifted: By accident took a belt
How do you want to Die: With a big bang...in war or to national mourning haha
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: First would have to be World Dominator, 2nd would be lawyer
What country would you most like to Visit: Austria, been there b4, wanna go back
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunnette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'6 or lower
Weight: um...iono what women's weights are like
Best Clothing Style: Short skirt with tank top
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: too many too count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, but want an irish/native one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing in life worth regretting more than a few days
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My Interests

music-rock and rap, movies-comedy, action, romantic, sports- football, american wrestling (not wwe), weight lifting, tv-Everwood, smallville, friends, anime, ....wat else should i add?

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to say hi and is coo and wants to talk, so just be urself =P

Movies:

Fight Club, Matrix, and blah...too much

Television:

Lost, football, etc etc

Books:

Winston Churchill This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.Never give in - never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. When I am abroad I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the Government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.Those who can win a war well can rarely make a good peace and those who could make a good peace would never have won the war.I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."Napoleon Bonaparte Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.Golda Meir Don't be so humble - you are not that great.Albert Einstein Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the formerGalileo Galilei I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their useThomas Jefferson I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.Paul Erdos Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.Salvador Dali The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.Plato Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.H. G. Wells Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.Edward George Bulwer-Lytton Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.unknown The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.Frank Lloyd Wright I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.Voltaire God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.H. H. Munro (Saki) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.Thomas Alva Edison I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.Frederick (II) the Great I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.Aldous Huxley Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.Groucho Marx I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. Walt Disney It's kind of fun to do the impossible.James Branch Cabell The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.Frank Zappa There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.Isaac Asimov Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.Goethe A clever man commits no minor blunders.Ryan Dufficy I find that generally people are much too biased to hold an intelligent debate despite their intelligence.Clarence Darrow I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.Bumper Sticker God, please save me from your followers!Georg Lichtenberg Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.Bertrand Russell Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.John F. Kennedy Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.Lucille S. Harper The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.Oscar Wilde Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.General George Patton The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.Thomas Jones Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.Al Capone You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.) "Plato was a bore." - Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." - Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) "I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961) "Hemingway was a jerk." - Harold RobbinsRoss MacDonald Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.Sun Tzu Opportunities multiply as they are seized.George Bernard Shaw The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.Will Rogers I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!Niccolo Machiavelli It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.Ambrose Bierce Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."General Douglas MacArthur We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.Irvin S. Cobb I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. Charles Dickens He would make a lovely corpse.

Heroes:

My Bro for being coo and my cuz for fightin in Iraq

My Blog

Official booty call agreement...LOL

BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTIn accordance with a previously filed agreement. This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2005, by...
Posted by Duff on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:16:00 PST

Sexy Back

Theme for the year: Bringing Sexy Back. In the morning, noon, and night, while at school, at the gym, at work, while asleep, working towards that goal... Because where are we without sexy? And lets be...
Posted by Duff on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:00:00 PST

P5hng Me A*wy

One of my favorite songs, edited so the chorus doesnt repeat P5hng Me A*wy When I look into your eyes theres nothing there to seeNothing but my own mistakes staring back at meIve lied to youThis is th...
Posted by Duff on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:37:00 PST

The Italian Journals...

Jul 22, 2006 10:05 AM went to the vatican today to see the basillica and the museum... alls i gotta say is that if the vatican sold off even half of its belongings or quit spoiling their p...
Posted by Duff on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST