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Damn LIFE Cereal...

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About Me

The names Michael, call me Mike, girls can call me Mikey, Imma well rounded (Not Fat), kinda guy who just likes to hang out with friends. Personally, I like making people laugh and just have a good time. Im a Puerto Rican, who speaks no spanish (sad I know). Im pretty random at times, but thats how I roll biotches! Im also a heavy gamer, i dont have an addiction to it though, im not even playing anything right now, I SWEAR *cough*. HAHA well for you gamers out there my xbox live profile is BALIAN, but you would know that if you looked somewhere down there, just look damn you! I also love ALL TYPES of music, and if you visit this profile from time to time you'll see the range of music ill have playing on my profile =). If you only like a certain type, don't worry, ill probably get to it sooner or later =P. Yeah so thats basically me... biotch
HOLY CRAP ITS MY NAME AGAIN!!!!! The boy's and girl's name Michael ..m(i)-chael.. is pronounced MYE-kal. It is of Hebrew origin, and its meaning is "who resembles God". Biblical: Michael is the archangel (chief or principal angel) who defeats the dragon. He and Gabriel are the only two angels given personal names in the canonical Bible. Many saints, emperors, and kings have borne the name, and there are many variants, male and female.

My Interests

Hanging with friends, listening to music, practicin the guitar (i suck, imma beginner), playing the virtual game thingies, and making people laugh, specially in like a quite place, like a library, its funny when they try not to laugh but cant help it.

I'd like to meet:

Any one who likes to laugh, have fun, chill, and hot celeb women!!! haha *drools* oh excuse me.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

How to make a Mike
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
3 parts silliness
5 parts ego
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
"
Cherish every moment,
Live Life to its fullest,
With every breath,
Comes new possibilities,
Don't ever miss your chance.
This is all I am... This is all I am...Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Robin 55% Superman 50% The Flash 50% Wonder Woman 35% Iron Man 35% Batman 30% Green Lantern 30% Supergirl 25% Hulk 25% Catwoman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??Take the quiz:
Which Red vs Blue Char are you?

Sarge
You are Sarge! You are the leader of the Red team and dish out the orders during battle. You are both brave and smart ulinke most everyone else on the team.

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Which Far out 60's-70's band are you?

Jimi Hendrix
YOUR JIMI HENDRIX! Your definately a dreamer and work hard to fulfill your goals. Your artsy, talented and mysterious!!

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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.

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What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.

You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you.

Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
You Are An ESFP
The Performer

You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.

You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor. What's Your Personality Type?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MIKEY
Birthday: you should know that you bastard
Birthplace: THE BRONX
Current Location: The place where old people go, FLorida
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 feel even
Right Handed or Left Handed: imma righty
Your Heritage: puertorriqueno bitches (that puerto rican for the white people)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My whtie K-Swiss'
Your Weakness: procrastinating
Your Fears: What the future holds in store for me
Your Perfect Pizza: Any pizza from sals pizzaria in the BRONX NEW YORK, oh and the philly cheesteak is the best there also, REALLY
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: errrrrr DRIVE, yeah i dont drive, screw you all
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i love bacon magic
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need more sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: YOU TELL ME!
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: hmmmm, hard to say, ive got alot
Pepsi or Coke: COCAINE, i mean umm coca cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: both suck know that i have learned of SONICS! cept for the MacDonalds fries, those still rule
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea, iced or hot, suks
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, lots of it
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: on rare occasions
Do you Shower Daily: friggin duh
Have you Been in Love: i believe so, not a mutual thing though
Do you want to go to College: im on campus right now, stupid...
Do you want to get Married: some day, maybe
Do you belive in yourself: depends on the time of day
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: when i actually shave, yeah a bit
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, both of em
Do you like Thunderstorms: ive learned too, there are alot of em here
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, just a zip!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: do illegal ones count? haha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ummm, nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes actually, for the first and last time ever.
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my mind maybe
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well imma pretty thin guy, does that qualify? lol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: other than victory from an evil space lord, thus saving the earth, nope
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: not to my knowledge, unless poking people alot and calling them names counts
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: course not, *cough*
How do you want to Die: Death by a heart attack having sex hot hooker lol.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a superhero, think my chances are good?
What country would you most like to Visit: the country of EUROPE haha i said Europe was a country, im silly
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hard to say really, i like dark eyes, and light eyes, all different colors
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: medium to long, not too short, like boy short, unless youre halle berry, then i dont care
Height: shorter than me, not by too much though
Weight: hmmm depends, not too skinny, not too fat, some where in between
Best Clothing Style: i could care less
Number of Drugs I have taken: dont know, i lost count
Number of CDs I own: none, or very few, imma web pirate, ARGGGGGGHHH
Number of Piercings: none, but a bolt through the cock sounds like a good idea, NOT!
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: errrr cant say for sure, a few, not too many, im still young =P

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I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You?

Music:

Well being well rounded, I like almost anything at all, Rock to Rap, R&B to Techno, Hip Hop to Country, ok the country is actually not to be taken seriously. I did say almost anything:p, god country sucks, sorry if you like it, no seriously im sorry for you, cuz you actually listen to it, WOW.

Movies:

Hmm, hard to say, I like alot of different movies, action, thriller, horror, comedy, pretty much anything. I can't really stand PURE romantic movies, if I really really have to deal with one, i guess i can, but I find it's easier to survive through a romantic comedy. Besides i know im getting some after having to go through one of those for a chick, MWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*HAHAHAHA, yeah some pie, or cake, what? What were you people thinking? PERVS!

Television:

I watch all television programs all at once on every channel, im just nice like that. Cept for Oprah, she didnt give me a car, screw her!

Books:

Dont Read, Its bad for you.

Heroes:

The Tag Team of GOD and god jr. aka. JESUS MOTHA F*ING CHRIST!, they'd kick superman's and batman's asses! Im not really religious, just thought that was funny, SHUT UP!