Ryan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, gazing at the stars, and drop-kicking nuns in the face with steel-toed boots on! ROCK AND ROLL MOTHA FUCKAS!!!!! Do I look like a nigger to you? Then don't think that you can dick me around like a nigga! Now lets not just start suckin' eachother's dicks off yet. Dogs are filthy animals. I was five and she was six, we rode in on horses made of sticks. Which wallet is yours? O, it's the one that says bad motha fucka on it.

My Interests

Sex, Pink Floyd, bomber jackets, sex, bondage, sex, pot, sex, mary jane, sex...and that's about it. o wait! sex too!

I'd like to meet:

A nice mature, pierced, tatooed gal. NO SWAMP DONKEYS!

Music:

Pink Floyd, System of A Down, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Korn, Black Sabbath, The Darkness, Cky, H.I.M, Disturbed, A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS!!!!....um, RHCP, Finger Eleven, The White Stripes, Slayer, The Strokes, Green Day, and many many many more.

Movies:

Fight Club, The Wall, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Citizen Kane, Casablanca, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, A.I, CKY 1 2 3 & 4, Matrix ETC.

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, Family Guy, Movies from space, The Man Show, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, Oz, Weird Homes;), and....umm....CHAPEL'S SHOW!!!

Books:

The Long Walk, Son of the Mob, Eyes of the Dragon, LOTR, The Hobbit, The Last Vampire Series, Cujo, and THE REGULATORS!!! O YEAH!!

Heroes:

one word: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!!!!