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*Layla*

If you leave the Christian Bible outside, eventually the wind and the rain will destroy it. My bible

About Me

I live in Malvern with my 3 year old daughter, Grace, whom I love to pieces.
I used to be a nursery nurse but I've been out of work for a little while now so I could look after Gracie full-time but it's slowly driving me insane!
I'm doing a computerised bookkeeping course so I should start making lots of money when I'm qualified! (Yay!)
I am a pagan but no, that doesn't mean I have green warts and ride a broomstick, it just means that I respect natural beauty and I own a few voodoo dolls, that's all ;P
(Actually, it means a heck of a lot more than that but I'm not going to justify myself or my faith to you!)
Oh, and I use far too many smiley faces on MSN :/

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My Interests

I LIKE: Swiss chocolate, the smell of rain, Italian food, snow, tea, candles, music, magick, anything purple, the moon, taking photographs, people-watching, the crisp air in Autumn, marmite, going out with my mates, tulips, my bed...
I DON'T LIKE: Liars, getting out of bed on a cold morning, thieves, waiting for trains (or the bloody repair guy!), moving house, borrowing things, two-faced people, smoking, mess...
My Netlog clan

I'd like to meet:

My Dad's parents
David Bowie... dressed as Jareth from the Labyrinth! ;)
Dangermouse
The cast of "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

Music:

In no particular order: (Hed)PE, HIM, System of a Down, Prodigy, Audioslave, Incubus, Orgy, The Cure, Metallica, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Drowning Pool, Ill Nino, Cold, Muse, David Bowie, Godsmack, NIN, Mudvayne, The Used, One Minute Silence, Pitchshifter, Alanis Morrisette, Rage Against The Machine, Skindred, Placebo, Foo Fighters - all the usual suspects and many more I can't be bothered to type :)
My Last.fm profile

Movies:

80s Classics - Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Neverending Story, Back To The Future, Flight of the Navigator etc. Plus Jay and Silent Bob movies and psychological thrillers like Memento and Arlington Road
My Flixter profile

Television:

Little Britain, Green Wing, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Mock The Week... Anything that makes me laugh - I can usually find something on Ch4 or Dave :D

Books:

Nick Hornby, Thomas Harris, Stephen King, true life stories etc

Heroes:

People who have the power to smile when they are going through hell

My Blog

Teehee

I just heard these and had to share them with you lot!    Costume PartyA couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a ma...
Posted by *Layla* on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:11:00 PST

9 Words/Phrases Women Use and What They Mean.

I stole this from somebody *smiles innocently* because it's very very true!1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.2.) Five Minutes: If she i...
Posted by *Layla* on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:43:00 PST

10 Ways to Piss Off a Pagan

This is something I found years ago and I've just recently come across it again...   10 Ways to Piss Off a Pagan. 1.  Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.  2.  Be conside...
Posted by *Layla* on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:22:00 PST

'Favourite' Quiz

What's your favourite...?Food to cookUmmm, I'm quite good at desserts.  Especially cakes!Food to eatSomething Italian...  Sausage RisottoAlcoholic drinkJack DanielsNon-alcoholic drinkI drink...
Posted by *Layla* on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

Common Quiz

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:LaylaBirthday:8th JuneBirthplace:Leamington SpaCurrent Location:MalvernEye Color:BlueHair Color:Naturally brown, but usually dyed reddish-brownHeight:5ft exactl...
Posted by *Layla* on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:48:00 PST

Here's a funny joke I heard the other day...

A Cucumber, a Pickle & a Penis were talking about their awful lives. The cucumber said, "My life sucks; when I get big fat & juicy, they cut me up & toss me into a salad."  The pickle...
Posted by *Layla* on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:49:00 PST

Yummy yummy :P

Gracie and I went strawberry picking today!  Jealous?  ...
Posted by *Layla* on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

Funny Church Notices

Apparently, these are all taken from actual church notices: 1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 2. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searchin...
Posted by *Layla* on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:24:00 PST