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Jonan the Barbarian

R.I.P. mommy :'( i love you

About Me


Your Deadly Sins


Envy: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic. How Sinful Are You?November 12th ~ November 21st = GoldGOLD You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time
You are 87% Scorpio
How much do you match your zodiac sign?
.. You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel


83%

Faerie


67%

Mermaid


59%

Dragon


33%

WereWolf


8%

Demon


0%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
created with QuizFarm.comSCORPIO FEMALEYou have no trouble attracting men. You dress for your mate and will use your seductive, hypnotic eyes to dazzle and captivate your chosen partner. You are the type of woman that has a tremendous animalistic energy that can lure and tantalize but you also have a temper that can be explosive. You are extremely demanding when it comes to the art of making love and you lack patience if your mate doesn't satisfy you. You will be loyal and true blue as long as you don't detect weakness in your lover.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joann!

    Devoid of her cells and proteins, Joann has the same chemical makeup as sea water!The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Joann is blue.During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Joann had to pay a special Joann tax.The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Joann.Joann, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!Red Joann at night, shepherd's delight. Red Joann at morning, shepherd's warning!Joann has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Joann.Joann was originally called Cheerioats!If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Joann for the rest of the day.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joann and Orrin!

    Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Joann and Orrin in your ear 700 times.Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Joann and Orrin.More people are killed by Joann and Orrin each year than die in aeroplane accidents.Joann and Orrin can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant!A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Joann and Orrin can not.In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Joann and Orrin in your mouth.Joann and Orrin can't drink - they absorbs water from their surroundings by osmosis!Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Joann and Orrin.If you chew gum while peeling Joann and Orrin then it will stop you from crying.Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Joann and Orrin.
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Free Countup Timers at WishAFriend.com ..
Love by ruby mae
Your name
Your partner
You two are Inseperable
Your meeting was by Luck
He/She is your Shoulder to cry on
You are his/her Soulmate
Your love will Be unconditional

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

How about you? Yeah i want to meet YOU! haha, well I would like to see all my friends old and new on here. I wouldn't mind meeting Chris Kirkpatrick either, hehehehe.dance as if no one is watching;love as if you can't be hurt.sing as though' no one is listening;live as if it's heaven on earth.work like you don't need the moneylive with intentionwalk to the edgepractice wellnessplay with abandonlaugh!!choose with no regretcontinue to learnappreciate your friendsdo what you lovelive as if this is all there isnever look backmake a differenceburn the good candleseat off the good chinado all of these things because tomorrow you could be gone

Music:

all kinds

Movies:

Labyrinth is my fave, Milo & Otis, Land Before Time, Walk to Remember, On The Line, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Stand By Me, Romeo & Juliet, I, Robot, Finding Nemo ... oh there is more.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, ALL animal cops shows on Animal Planet!, Crank Yankers, Friday night stand up on Comedy Central, Futurama, Robot Chicken, MST3K (wish that was still on), but truthfully i haven't watched tv in a long time, i might pick that habit up again soon.

Books:

I dont read. . . . I mean I CAN but i choose not to. I do enjoy Greek Mythology however.

Heroes:



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My Blog

Weekend

Orrin and I went to Las Vegas friday night and came home sunday at 3 am.I have not been to Vegas since I was under 18 and not able to enjoy anythign but the arcade in our hotel.We had tix to see silvi...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:44:00 PST

stuff

Wow it has been SO long since I have written anything in my blog!!Not much to say I dont think. Nothing too annoying had happened. Hmmmm . . . . . Nothing to report.HOORAY FOR LOVE!!!!and uhh KITTENS!...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

Stupid people and brats!

Well this is not a subject that is new to me but I gotta write about it anyways....A while back I was at Sams Club with my father. Now for those of you who don't know, my dad is in a wheelchair. So I...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST

Book tag THING!!!!!!!!

Loss of dopamine cells in the brain is a major sign of Parkinson's. Recent statistics indicate that 1 in every 200 persons over the age of sixty is affected.Drugs for this condition have little to no ...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:06:00 PST

HAHAHA something about a cat

Updated: 10:45 AM ESTLewis the Crazy Cat Terrorizes Town Cat Sentenced to House Arrest FAIRFIELD, Conn. (March 29)- Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by ...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 01:41:00 PST

I got called a . . . . .

ok so i was in the mall today Xmas shopping and hanging out with my friend Angel. Well Angel found someone to talk too and i got left behind walking alone to the cart that he was hanging out at. Well ...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:09:00 PST

sometimes I feel like this

SIMPLE PLAN LYRICS "Untitled" I open my eyes I try to see but Im blinded by the white light I cant remember how I cant remember why Im lying here tonight And I cant stand the pain And I cant m...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 04:14:00 PST

another reason why i hate Lancaster

Tonight Iwas leaving work (at 150am) and I notice my car window broken on the passenger side.  "what could they have stolen?" I wondered. they took my $10 portable cd player (cause my car only ha...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this song

I believe these same things! SAVAGE GARDEN LYRICS "Affirmation" I believe the sun should never set upon an argument I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands I believe th...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how to make world peace a reality . . .

EVERYBODY BE NICE TO EACHOTHER!!!! QUIT BEING NOSY AND GETTING IN OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS. seriously though....we are all human, we all function in the same way, why cant people get a long? geeez...
Posted by Jonan the Barbarian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST