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What Olympic Sport Are You?


fencing
You fence. Take the romantic, swashbuckling epics of Errol Flynn, add some rules, protective clothing and an electronic scoring system, and you have fencing at the Olympic Games. Two rivals stand opposite each other and feint, lunge, parry and riposte until one scores the required number of hits to win. You dont care if people don't think this is a sport, it is to you and you find it fun and thrilling.
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