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gee...let's see..that's a hard one...i wear many masks, and many pairs of platform shoes! as ministry once said, "every day is halloween". i guess i would consider myself the typical "black sheep". i've really honestly never considered myself to be goth, but my style icons have always ranged from angelica huston to lily munster, morticia addams to vampira- not a very broad spectrum, but you can see where i'm going with this... i am an extremely easy-going person, but if you fuck with me, i will do everything in my power to make your life a rotting, stinking hell. believe it. it's my favorite past-time. and the amusing part is that you will never know that i'm doing it... my biggest fear is that i'm going to die alone. i love anything that has to do with swanky martinis and leopard print. my therapist once told me that i am an elitist. i own more vinyl clothing than anyone should ever be allowed to own. my hair has been every color of the rainbow. most people would be surprised to know that i have a raging case of social anxiety disorder. i haven't eaten anything that had four legs for over 14 years. i am obsessed with having fabulous eyebrows. i like to play dumb sometimes, just to see what kind of fucked up stuff people will try to get away with. i own about 30 wigs. i have a shit list. i am the best speller i know. i have the most wonderful cat in the whole wide world, and his name is herman. i love him more than anyone else on earth. (herman passed away on 7/17/07-he was 14 years old. i will never ever find someone that special and sweet ever again. he was my best friend. rest in peace my little baby bear. i love you...) i've been cheated on. i enjoy dressing up in outfits that probably should be saved for the bedroom. i have five tattoos. my friends say i make the swankiest cocktails they've ever seen. my cocktails are never complete without a little umbrella or feather, or some other odd object floating in it. i'm an only child. i'm not amused by ignorant, homophobic, right-wing, religious assholes who feel the need to spew their bullshit all over everyone around them. i sometimes go mental and chop off my hair. i always seem to overdress for the occasion, no matter what it is. i've had a sugardaddy. things that make me smile: john taylor, surprise groundhog sightings, the pig beast(i luv you pig beast!!!), duran duran, videos of people getting mauled by animals, chubby hubby ice cream, grandpa munster (rest in peace, al lewis-you will be dearly missed), black jelly beans, halloween, and herman. things that make me snarl: insincerity, animal abuse, homewreckers, paris hilton, conformity, and ignorance in all forms. but the most important part would have to be that i can go to bed at night knowing that i'm not an asshole. now, how many people do you know that can say that?
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Herman, in heaven......................................duran duran, namely john taylor, simon lebon, and nick rhodes... but i think that if i did meet them, i'd probably piss myself and pass out in a big jiggly heap on the floor...i came the closest ever to this on august 2nd of 2005...i wore the infamous officer naughty outfit to the hard rock for the pre-concert interview session...simon pointed me out and asked if that was the official outfit of the pittsburgh police department!!!!! and then...then....the moment i have waited for my entire life.....john taylor then says, "if so, i'd like to be arrested." can you fucking believe it?????? there is really nothing more in life that i could possibly want........john taylor, i love you!!!! i used to actually say here that i wanted to meet other durannies, but after the sickening display in nyc at the members only show, i've come to realize that liking duran duran doesn't make you cool. in fact, the majority of girls there were downright ordinary, closed-minded, ignorant assholes. with a few exceptions, of course. all in all, girls do tend to suck in my book. i can tell you that i do not want any more "girlfriends" who would stab you in the back IN A SECOND to get to a guy..that's so lame...girls should definitely stick together more, but i guess that's hard when 95% of them are crazy, jealous, 2-faced bitches...i can't help it i'm more fabulous than you,hatchet-face...i was born that way. get over it. ......

My Blog

i want this...

i don't need it, but i sure as hell want it. a girl can never have enough vinyl, you know.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jun 2009 19:54:00 GMT

"too skinny"...

so, yesterday i was told that "i need to stop," because now i'm "getting too skinny"...are you fucking serious?? are you fucking kidding me?? can anyone ever be pleased? i really don't need an answer ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 18:22:00 GMT

chains

the way you movehas got me yearningthe way you movehas left me burningi know you know what you're doing to mei know my hands will never be freei know what it's like to bein chainsthe way you moveis me...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 19:26:00 GMT

recession nonsense.

yeah, so apparently there's a recession going on, and no one has any money, blah, blah, blah...well, it hasn't really affected me at all, until today i got some notices from my credit card companies s...
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 18:15:00 GMT

this couldn't possibly describe me any better.

Amy completed the quiz "Which crazy bitch are you?" with the result Sylvia PlathYou are one intense bitch. You are almost abnormally introspective but this is where your abundant creativity flows from...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:48:00 GMT

"she's such a gorgeous girl, but why does she do that to her eyebrows??"

this was the conversation between two of my co-workers...about me. what exactly does one say to that? i don't know, bitch. because i had lofty eyebrow goals, and shaved them off, because i wanted Vamp...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:32:00 GMT

i'm sorry.

i'm sorry i didn't measure up to what you wanted a daughter to be.i'm sorry that i am too miserable to be tolerated.i'm sorry i was folding your laundry while you were out fucking someone else.i'm sor...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:25:00 GMT

seasick, yet still docked...

i am a poor, freezingly cold soul,so far from where i intended to go...scavenging through life's very constant lows,so far from where i'm determined to go.wish i knew the wayto reach the one i love......
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:04:00 GMT

and this is why i write here.

i do it because i need to speak my mind. not because i'm some sick, deranged myspace junkie, like someone alluded to. no one feels the need to pay attention, or to even fucking respond to me, so ther...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:24:00 GMT

what in the hell?

i am an ass. i found this lip service dress that i have wanted for like, 2 years on the internet. i was thinking of another lip service dress i have, and i remember it being extremely tiny, so i figur...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:19:00 GMT