Born in the 'Pool way back when. Managed to escape to a new drinking den in Chester in '97 and been here since.Planning on staying for a bit longer too!Sarcastic and Cynical to the core, I love being me! Have so much fun tormenting people you would not believe it! But then I was taught by the best. Thanks Dad!Big sports fan, love footy (even if i do support Everton - which probably counts as masochism), read, drink and think too much and spending too much time fucking about on myspace!Always try to be honest to myself and those who matter, even if honesty isn't always the best policy.Simple fact is I am who I am, lol, I ain't ever gonna change. Either accept that or fuck off and bother someone else. Got a lot of time for my friends and will always be there when they need me, even if I can go awol a lot. Do try to keep myself to myself which can come across as uncaring/not bothered, usually isn't the case but hey what ya gonna do?Basic fact of the matter is deal with it!
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
You're a Total Grinch
Ouch! You make the Grinch seem like Santa Claus. Holidays definitely aren't your thing.
Just relax, and create your own tradition. Even if it's drinking spiked hot chocolate and heckling carolers.
You Are 29% Feminine, 71% Masculine
You are in touch with your masculine side.
You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved.
Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart!
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
