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Kevbo

always drunk and incapable of love

About Me

I like to wonder about the absurdity of it all - to listen to that fine crack of a can of beer - a predilection of the imminent joy to come - pressure releasing - escaping - I am a can of beer - i release pressure - I escape - Im however unsure about the imminent joy thing - doh well - hey by the way people - lets all have babies, drive more cars, and let more illegals into the country! that would be really cool cause things arent overpopulated, over- polluted, and over-stupified enough yet. Our schools could really use more people who have no money and dont speak English. Yah thats it - more kids in the school and less money to the teachers - more money to important things like presidential campaigns and lawsuits against Tobacco companies! Come on! land of the dull and loud! to be dull and loud that is the American dream! let us bomb all those who wont drive S.U.V's and join our dull and loud corporate conspiracy - whats that? you wont sell out to big money and special interest...BOMB! BOMB! BOMB!...now let us build a factory to distribute Girls Gone Wild video tapes - we will make you civilized like us!

My Interests

Oakland Athletics, drum kit, billiards, travelling, staying out of jail, copyright robbery, Oakland Athletics, politics, the beach, music, film, law, death, life, Oakland Athletics, electricity, the universe, spooky action at a distance, partying like a rockstar, and did I mention Oakland Athletics?

I'd like to meet:

A chick who's a RUSh fan, entities from other planets, people who know the "secret" to it all, Big Duke Wayne, Old Blue Eyes, Dino, Eazy Muthafuckin E, Your Mom, and Insert Name Here.

Music:

Rush, YES, Pinback, The Arcade Fire, Snow Patrol, Messhuggah, Comets On Fire, FC Kahuna, Moby, The Melvins, The Smiths, Ben Harper, Dire Straits, Arraya, Dean Martin, Tool, Sigur Ros, Thievery Corporation, Sugarcubes, Depeche Mode, Peter Gabriel, Genesis, Stan Getz and Paul Desmond, Coltrane, The Mars Volta, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, New Order, Joy Division, Air, 311, Chris Isaak, The Church, Galactic, Time Life's Classic Country Collection, King Crimson, Steely Dan, Tool, Tony Bennet, Zero 7, Ice Cube, The Mentors, Dream Theater, Edmund Velasco, Angry Aryans, Blue Eyed Devils, Nordic Thunder, Aggravated Assault, Queensryche!.

Movies:

Broken Flowers, Glengary Glen Ross, Old Boy, Sante Sangre, Lost In Translation, Battle Royalle I & II, 21 Grams, Rushmore, Brother, Violent Cop, Sonatine, Fireworks, Kukijuro, A Scene At The Sea, Amores Perros, Too Beautiful For You, Knife In The Water, The Last Tango In Paris, Blood On The Moon, Saratoga, Ghost Dog, Dead Man, Rio Bravo, Bloody Angels, Kids Return, Happiness, Schizopolis, Donnie Darko, Sexy Beast and all those other Pulp indies i've been hearing so much about on IFC lately - of course they kick ass.

Television:

simpsons, curb your enthusiasm, THE SHIELD, Nip / Tuck, Rome, Miami Vice (whos there? James Sonny Crocket or Sonny Burnett?)

Books:

The Modern Drunkard, Daybreak, Serial Killers A - Z, Ghost Rider, The New Intifada, The Stranger, Catcher In The Rye, Beyond Good And Evil, No Exit, Human All To Human, The Odyssey, Ulysses, Why I Am Not A Christian, Death Of The West, The Great Gatsby (old sport), The Ultimate A-Z Bar Guide, Answer Me, The Story of Philosophy, Dr. Seuss, The Things They Carried, and of course People, The Weekly World News, National Enquirer, Cosmo, Teen, Teen Bop, Jet, Ebony, and Modern Bride.

Heroes:

Hitler, Dick Cheney, Stalin, Pol Pot, George Bush, Genghis Khan, Ariel Sharron, Attila the Hun, Slobodan Milosovek, Mussolini, Charlie Manson, Satan, Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Ur, Zooroaster, Death Row Inmates, People who drive S.U.V.s, Republicans and Democrats.

My Blog

Quote 'o the day

every days takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live                         &nb...
Posted by Kevbo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:03:00 PST

why muslims hate lazy american capatalist dogs

WHY AMERICA BLOWS FACT O' THE WEEK At general motors, the cost of employee health care now exceeds the company's annual cost for purchasing steel.
Posted by Kevbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yin and yang love bullshit

you can never break the chain there is never love without pain
Posted by Kevbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thirst

im so thirsty, i could drink a glass of water
Posted by Kevbo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST