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My name is KANDI. not Kandice, just KANDI.

Just to sum me up in a nutshell:

Music lover, beer drinker, light sleeper, college student, star gazer, word maker up-er, people watcher, full time employee, opposite sex seeker, blood and organ donor, crude joke enjoyer, pessimistically optimistic, loves laughter, New Year's resolution setter, non-smoker, consistently inconsistent, wanna-be world traveler, a little bit of a loner, good speller, indecisive, not too much of a heart breaker, good time haver.

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I'm not a perfect girl, there isnt such a thing.

I dont have a six pack and never will.

I know i'm beautiful cause i'll catch myself thinking it every once in a while when i look in the mirror.

I cuss like a sailor-everyone's got to have a vice.

I eat way too much chocolate and cant quit at one beer.

I blush easily & hate making eye contact with married men.

I'm a Chevy girl and always will be.

I hate my cell phone and have almost thrown it out the car window a few times.

Procrastination....lol...I invented it.

Sarcasm is my second language.

No, i have never been in love although i've had a few almosts.

Yes, i have had my heart bruised but never broken.

I duck and hide from relatives at Wal*Mart.

My best friend is myself as well as my worst enemy.

I hit the snooze button way too many times in the morning.

I never take off my cross necklace, it keeps me safe.

I only drink beer and water.

I have a huge ugly tattoo on my arm-but i ♥ it.

The most used sentence that comes out of my mouth: "I dont give a shit" and i say that because... well, hell... i dont.

The best thing in the world is a good laugh just when you thought you couldnt.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat their waitress.

If it weren't for bad luck i wouldnt have any luck at all.

I may be crazier than some, but still not as crazy as most. :)
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My Interests

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WHAT I ♥:

the sun, driving 80 down the interstate wasting gas, people who can make me laugh and arent intending to, beer, A MAN WHO BUYS ME A BEER, loud music, fingers through my hair, being touched, going to the dentist (yes i said dentist), being outside, being sarcastic, sleeping, tattoos, having dreams, elderly men, taking bubble baths, men who can make love with my mind, my mp3 player, being a camera whore, men who have wrinkles around their eyes when they smile, peanut butter, the ocean, my boobs, ships, airplanes, flip-flops, cute guys who wear baseball hats, TARGET store, buying shit i dont need just cause its on sale, being goofy when i shouldnt, men who smell good, making people raise their eyebrows and do double takes, working out, promises that are kept, feeling secure, KISSING, oxymorons, laughing until i cry, bathroom stall scribble, whitty comments, road trips, old fashion romance, intelligent conversations, candle light, guys who havent shaved in a few days, getting goosebumps after hearing a good song, the f word but only when used humorously, statistics, traveling to unknown destinations, MUSIC, and learning to live life to its cliche fullest.

THINGS I HATE:

snow/rain/being cold, not having enough time to get ready for something, being late, my cell phone, HEARTBREAKERS, people who stare at me and wont quit, the game show network, horses, people who hurt children, feeling obligated, being sick, silence, the dark, drugs of any kind, the holidays, being interrupted, ignorance, PMSing, annoying little magazine subscription cards that fall out everywhere, being out of my "bubble," things being sugar coated, vegetables/fruits, goodbye's, when people spell words lYke dis and gross dirty fingernails.

I'd like to meet:

God, I have a few questions for him :) not to mention a lot of explaining :) As far as on here goes, i suppose anyone that i know in person or anyone that has anything interesting or intelligent to say to me.

Music:

Country will always be my favorite. But when i'm not listening to country i'm usually listening to rock and classic rock. occasionally out of boredom i'll listen to hip-hop or rap. Kenny Chesney, Gary Allan, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Toby Keith, Dierks Bentley, Brad Paisley, Hinder, Fuel, Staind, Foo Fighters, Three doors down, Papa Roach, Velvet Revolver, Theory of a Dead Man, Tom Petty, John Mellencamp, AC/DC, Poison, Motley Crue, Guns N Roses, lanis Morisette, Kelly Clarkson, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash are only a few of my favorites. I absolutly Love 90's music. i love Lonestar Texas Music too such as Wade Bowen, Pat Green, Jack Ingram, Bleu Edmondson, Reckless Kelly, etc, etc.
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Movies:

anything that is not a chick flick. i need to be kept entertained for two hours which means i like most d*ck flicks.

Television:

dont do much t.v. but i do love re runs of seinfield and music channels. Watching the white trash of America on Cops seems to be a hobby of mine, and of course, Sex and the City reruns :p

Books:

dont have time to read too many books but my favorite is "my war" by cody buzzell. i like to read magazines though anywhere from rolling stones to time magazine.

Heroes:

Of course, anyone in the military or anyone that risks their lives doing their job.
KANDI'S DETAILS

Status: SINGLE...BASICALLY BECAUSE THE OPPOSITE SEX SUCKS
Here for: TO BE RELIEVED OF BOREDOM AND KEEP IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE
Orientation: I LOVE MEN
Hometown: NEOSHO, MO
Body Type: IS A WONDERLAND...LOL
Religion: I LOVE GOD
Sign: LEO
Smoke / Drink: NEVER/USUALLY
Children: ARE LITTLE TERRORISTS
Education: GETTING THROUGH COLLEGE ONE SEMESTER AT A TIME
Occupation: SUCKS
Income: NOT ENOUGH

My Blog

when you google your friends!

Lmao. My best friend is on the red flag list for the homeland security... brings a new meaning to having friends in low places! Meet the fuckers? Not in the Social Security office You might remembe...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:03:00 PST

Kandi is what Kandi is

A realization has occured: I am who i am. I make no excuses for it or apologies. i love myself, my personality, and generally my life and there is no one that can change that. I might of used to care ...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:21:00 PST

ahem ahem

"> THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT WORK.... ...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 06:21:00 PST

100 "Truths" about women

Most of its true, some of of its bullshit, but all of its interesting! 100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:22:00 PST

best advice i’ve ever heard....

Good Advice 1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.3. Going to church doesn't mak...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:03:00 PST

this one’s for the ladies...

I found this and had to share.... some excellent points might i add... I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a m...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:42:00 PST

No longer confused.... ;)

So I was on yahoo website tonight and came across an interesting article. An article that was written for me, especially lately. lol. And after reading it, it dawns on me what the problem is. But noon...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST

Dear Alcohol....

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:20:00 PST

If there was one thing i could do for this world....

so if there was one wish i could have for this world... it wouldnt be world peace, it wouldnt be to end world hunger, it would be to pass out a f*cking prozac to everyone for free everyday ...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

My Philosophy on Life :)

My Philosophy on Life? So I'm taking a philosophy class at school. and its wierd and it sucks. but it makes me think about my own philosophy. So do read if you want in on whats going on in my little c...
Posted by ↓ KANDI ↓ on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST