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About Me

Sinner, street king, martyr to the whores."A Prince being thus obliged to know well how to act as a beast must imitate the fox and the lion, for the lion can not protect himself from traps, and the fox can not defend himself from the wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognise traps, and a lion to frighten wolves" 18:3 The PrinceI stole this from Lex: Flash Mario Bros

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Indie |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

looting, pillaging, burning.

I'd like to meet:

i meet enough of you fucking people.

Music:

iron maiden, manowar, boysetsfire, flogging molly, tapping the vein, allman brothers, genesis, weezer, rem, kenny chesney, toby keith, pat green, neil young, dire straits, talvin singh, bruce springstein, bon jovi, joan jett, pat benetar, garden state thievery corp., taking back sunday, old metallica, pantera, offspring, GWAR!!, lupe fiasco

Movies:

movies i will never get tired of watching: Goonies (the greatest movie ever made), willow, hook, boondock saints, ferris buelers day off, better off dead, my cousin vinny, LotR, top gun, heavy metal, fire & ice, muppets take manhattan, the last unicorn, death to smoochy, fight club, good will hunting, the nightmare before christmas, corpse bride, thankyou for smoking, labrynth, dark crystal, anything with kevin spacey in it, anything ron white ever did, stand by me, cats & dogs,

Television:

CSI, cowboy beebop, spongebob, the state of the union address, spike tv, & the discovery channel

Books:

Catcher in the rye, nostradamus, celestine prophecy, clockwork orange, gluey moral/ethical debaters.

Heroes:

1: my parents 2: salty chiefs 3: the Patriot Guard Riders (of which i am also a member.)

My Blog

My favorite war

1973cut and paste if the link doesnt work.. http://www.onwar.com/aced/data/yankee/yomkippur1973.htmHeres a fascinating bit of history i just recently found out about. It sortof made me giggle when I w...
Posted by Chaos on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST

..had a funny way of turning sex into assault..

Of all immigrant cultures on Staten Island which I hate most, the Russian Jews top the list, followed closely by Albanian men. I dont know exactly which one the asshole I met last night on Midland Ave...
Posted by Chaos on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 01:18:00 PST

the "jewish kids are better at science" theory

I was in NYC public school my entire education. Wait, let me pretense: My mother has two masters degrees and is Phi Beta Kappa, my father has enough worldly knowledge to consider him a guru of life. I...
Posted by Chaos on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:30:00 PST

Linear Irony (It’s just one fucking thing after another)

Nothing about being pregnant has been easy. It started with the catastrophic failure of my relationship, moving, barracks, dead cats, car trouble, perpetual heartburn, and today it is Gestational Diab...
Posted by Chaos on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:03:00 PST

An excerpt..

She shrugged her shoulders, sort of. "I don't know," she said. "The museum.""I know, but the one where the pictures are or the one where the Indians are?""The one where the Indians.""Thanks a lot," I ...
Posted by Chaos on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:23:00 PST

check out what i made!!!

that's my little girl sucking her thumb already.. time to start decorating the nursery with leather and chrome, (accented by a thousand pink glittery princess fairy tale unicorns and hearts and rainb...
Posted by Chaos on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

I am not your wallet...

Here's a little theory i developed a long time ago, back when i was still dating ol' waste-o-space baginski. chalk that up to 7 years of learning one hard earned lesson. the theory is this: I am not y...
Posted by Chaos on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

in case you fuckers forgot my birthday

It will be my birthday in 2 hours. i want more socks and things made of chocolate or icecream. please dont mail the icecream.
Posted by Chaos on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:22:00 PST

Don't be crazy, Clo.

I have this nightmare that little greyish-black goblin gnomes with huge razor blade teeth are hovering over me, sitting on my chest, waiting to kill me with doll-sized butcher knives and drink my soul...
Posted by Chaos on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:53:00 PST

Dirty Dancing warped my childhood

So, I was watching Dirty Dancing on tuesday. There I was, vicariously living the script I know word for word, start to finish.. and it occurred to me that all the movies I grew up watching were about ...
Posted by Chaos on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:58:00 PST