I am the all-singing, all-dancing, ninja killing pirate with a heart of gold. I play make believe, like picture books, have an addiction to serialized storytelling, and think that Dr. Pepper is cooler than all the other beverages. I like to drink, eat things made from chicken, and miss the late, lamented pink lemonade flavor of Jolly Rancher. I like reading almost as much as I like girls, and writing is, in the vernacular, "da bomb".
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cliff
Birthday: July 26, 1974
Birthplace: Denver, CO
Current Location: Stasis
Eye Color: Hazelish
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: So, so, so, so, so, so, so very Anglo-Saxon.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black ones, with soles.
Your Weakness: Dark Haired Girls
Your Fears: See above
Your Perfect Pizza: Cooked
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: World Domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL...Oh I hate those letters.
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Where am I?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Uhm...my...calves? Smile?
Your Bedtime: Sometime around dawn.
Your Most Missed Memory: One I know long recall, it would seem.
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Kinky...but I like one on one. Fewer witnesses.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither. Ick.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai tea
Do you Smoke: When on fire.
Do you Swear: Fuck, I don't know.
Do you Sing: Yes, and badly.
Do you Shower Daily: I do.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there. Found it lacking.
Do you want to get Married: Not sure.
Do you belive in yourself: I wouldn't be much of a solipsist if I didn't.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm attracted to me.
Are you a Health Freak: Hah hah hah!
Do you get along with your Parents: I do indeed.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the jug AND the washboard.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, and it was good.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, and it was good.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No...I don't think.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I have. Girlfriends help make that more common.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, sadly.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. Not in the past month.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ick, no.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not that I know of.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just some folks hopes and dreams.
Ever been Drunk: Hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Something glorious and highly pyrotechnic.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me
What country would you most like to Visit: Someplace in Europe. Does the EU count?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Darker the better
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'2-5'6
Weight: 105-120
Best Clothing Style: Wearing them?
Number of Drugs I have taken: All of them
Number of CDs I own: hundreds
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing
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Stability |||||||||||||| 56%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
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