I’m 17 … eh that makes me feel old; I’m about 12 mentally still. I live in Portsmouth, which is ok. I guess, it has a large amount of chav’s but then again which city in England doesn’t?
I go to Portsmouth College , which is great. why? because I know that the first thing I do when I get there I get a kiss from my true love.
On that subject, you’ll be lucky to talk to me much in real life if I’m with Wai-Yi , as our lips are normally glued together , or we’re doing one of our retarded little things together that only we understand.
But more on her later, I’ll move back to college. It’s great! I can dress how I want (which is pretty different from most people, but I’ll get round to that in a bit) and my lessons are great…. Well not ICT but nothings perfect (except Wai-Yi).
other than ICT I do: Art, Graphics and film creation . I might put some of the video’s I’ve made in Film creation some time as there a right laugh.
If you haven’t noticed I’m a bit Goth . But I’m not the stereotypical Goth that sits about feeling depressed all day and ripping people’s hearts out through there knee caps . I have a very light hearted view on life, and love to do anything for a laugh.
Well except drink, smoke or take drugs I frown upon that. Especially smoking and drugs (in that order… yes I’d much rather take drugs than smoke its horrible)
As for alcohol, been there, done that. Not for me. Plus I don’t want a very unattractive beer belly >.<
Especially as I am rather vain , I’m always looking in the mirror to check my hair or make-up…. Yes I ware make-up , I’m very comftorble with who I am and love the attention I get whilst walking down streets. I find children’s reactions the funniest, they normally stop and blatantly stare or even better shout “wow look at himâ€. it makes me smile every time.
I know a lot of people, but I’m not great with names so please don’t be offended if I forget it. I’ll know in my head exactly who you are, and will remember you by something you said or did, but will have no idea of your name.
A lot of the people I know are from the guild / Vikki Park , and you’re all such a great bunch of people and I love you all. I would advise anyone to come and join us “guild Goths†as we’re a bunch of friendly people and the more the merrier.
I have the unfortunate habit of being extremely lazy , and having an annoyingly short attention span . I’ll usually be thinking of something quiet important when suddenly my mind will wonder of to something utterly pointless, like what it would look like in slow motion if I threw a cup of water across my room, and after visualising that for about 10 minutes my mind will wonder of to another completely pointless thing. And eventually I’ll remember what I was thinking of and realise I’ve just wasted about an hour.
Although on thing can hold my attention for ever…. How much I love Wai-Yi . ^-^ if you haven’t noticed I’ll mention her allot, as she’s my life and without her I’m only half a person.
Well I could go on for even longer but to prevent myself from writing out my life story I think I’ll stop here. Do add me; I do enjoy talking to new people.
Im actualla closet chav and just love Basshunter.They rockj!!! wai-yi <333 ..
We are Joemeo and Waiyilet
And our Relationship is better than yours!
I adore this girl with all my heart, I spend hours daydreaming about her, and she is the first and last thing I think of in my day.
She is the most special and beautiful person to me, and I couldn’t live without her. I love our small games and words that only we understand, and my Favourite thing in the whole world is to lay in my bed with her snuggled up with me without a care in the world .
When I’m not with her I feel like apart of me is missing and I can only think about the next time I will see her.
If I’m in a crap mood all I ever need to feel better is her kiss.
And the best part... She loves me back as i love her, that's the reason i wake-up in the mornigs, and the reason i go to bed with a smile on my face
I could carry on forever talking how much I love her as there is no end to my love
I love you Wai-Yi you’re the love of my life <3
Quotes said about me:
"joe i know what you look like, but everytime i see you it surprises me" - Sam Morgan"You two make such a lovely couple, but you'd be shit parents. Coz you never leave eachother alone!!" - Jack Wingham (speaking to me and wai-yi)
"woah he looks like, rawr! crazy Rawr! spikes!" - Some random Chav commenting on how i dress
"Joe, every day for you is halloween" - Ted2 (joe)
"I know you are deparate for a job Joe but making your own porn films with Wai Yi is not the way to go. " - my mum
"Your like a kinder egg... but goth" - the lovely Wai-Yi