Death by irony |
I have just began my first vacation in over a year and as luck would have it, as soon as I start, I get bitchslapped with a massive flu. i've basically been bed ridden with congestion in every part of...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 15:32:00 GMT |
Lucid Dream: Blowing up a mountain |
I have recently gotten very into lucid dreaming and training my mind to do so. I've been blessed with the ability to have very vivid dreams and be able to recall them so it has been fairly easy for me...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:24:00 GMT |
Thanks Dad! pt.2 |
... the greatest drum solo in the world. On the way home from Bandon I remember asking my dad why we don't listen to side 1 since we were once again listening to side 2, and he flat out told me becau...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:36:00 GMT |
Thanks Dad! pt.1 |
I'm slightly under the influence and listening to the Iron Butterfly vinyl my awesome sister got me last christmas because she always keeps my infinate music collection well stocked on classic rock b...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:08:00 GMT |
Goddamn do I hate music! |
More acuratly, I hate music that makes me hate music. Coming home from a splendid practapuss today I had Jamies car because I had to pick up Phoenix and couldn't get the stupid CD player to work. Mean...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:54:00 GMT |
In Memoriam pt. 2 |
It appears the fascists of Safeway have once again thwarted my attempts to look sexy. First the massacred my face by making me be *shudders* clean shaven, now they've destroyed my dream of having long...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
the greatest song in the world. |
everyone should know that Mr. Bungle's album "California" is the greatest composition on earth... and if you don't you owe it to yourself to go pick it up (under 10 bucks at deepdiscount.com). I gave...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:40:00 GMT |
The new Jake. |
I've been dealing with some stupid shit and I'm over it. I'm done being nice. nice guys finish last. assholes live in peace. I got called so many names (including asshole) tonight for no fucking reas...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:44:00 GMT |
In Memoriam |
I have recently taken on a new job as an apprentice at Safeway in the butcher block. While it brings many benefits in life it comes at a great cost. I have to be clean shaven! Not since the first whis...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 21:39:00 GMT |
My crowning achievement |
I went to the Gallagher show last night, caught one of the water balloons he was throwing and nailed him right in the ass... HAH!!!
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 23:51:00 GMT |
