Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls

About Me

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good,
She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Some girls are 'bout it, 'bout it...

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My Interests

Roller skatin', knitting cozies for lampposts and bicycles, drinking cheap wine, writing haikus about gangsta rap, subversive cross stitch

Music:

Mix CDs that people make for me and that I forget to change the titles to when I upload them to iTunes so that I have about 27 "Track 4s", anything I can haiku about, and John Legend's "Number One" and Easy E's "Gimme That Nut" on back-to-back repeat in the car

Movies:

Anything that involves a fictional portrayal of Jerry Lee Lewis, which is actually a lot of movies, believe it or not

Television:

"Lost", even though I'm off by a season, "Chapelle's Show" even though I missed the whole thing at the time it was on, and "Arrested Development", even though I've already seen all of it about seven times. But chicken imitations never get old.

Books:

All myownbooks, plus some that aren't mine. On current rotation: Lord of the Rings (for the first time!), Anais Nin, White Noise, Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth

My Blog

A Haiku on Casting & "Cinderella Man"

Does Ron just say to Clint, "So, who do you want to be in this one, bro?"
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 05:45:00 PST

A Haiku on Spinning 180 Degrees in the Snow on Lima Drive This Morning

Slow half circle in the quiet morning made me smile with the danger.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:04:00 PST

A Haiku Whose Title Is Too Long for This Field

"Another Haiku on John Legend's "Number One" and Screaming Along to It 15 Times in a Row Last Night In the Car on the Way Home From Derby Practice as it Relates to Something Josh Once T...
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST

A Haiku on a Papercut From a Manila File Folder

Don't put your finger in your mouth after putting on smelly lotion.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:55:00 PST

A Haiku on REM's "I Am Superman"

I love it when "make it with" is used to mean "have sex" in pop music.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

A Haiku on The Pixies's "Vamos 2"

Better than coffee for waking up, but I'll take the coffee, too, thanks.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

Another Haiku About Using My Laptop To Write Haikus During Formal Meetings at Work

Cannot seem to stop eating apple danish and thinking about sex.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

A Haiku on Bringing Your Lunch to Work

If you bring cabbage in your tupperware, people will talk about you.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:51:00 PST

A Haiku on Using My Laptop to Write Haikus During a Formal Meeting at Work

I feel awfully sneaky-like but it sure is fun to fuck around.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:32:00 PST

A Haiku on Why I Love Home Hair Dye (Really!)

Cause you never know when you're gonna wind up with Ann-Margaret hair.
Posted by Rainbow Smite # 78 - MV Rollergirls on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST