Joshua - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have several superhuman qualities. I eat my rice and my popcorn unbuttered and uncooked. I do multivariable calculus in my head. I pee grape soda. I have an irrational fear of lima beans. I am able to switch my emotions on and off at will. My right hook deals 16-22 damage.

My Interests

My wife and our new son are pretty interesting.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can convince me that HP is better than TI....Yea right!

Music:

Oldies and Classical

Movies:

Dumb comedies.

Television:

The Office, 24, CSI, and According to Jim.

Books:

Anything but sappy romance and non-rhyming poetry (or rhyming poetry for that matter).

Heroes:

Amedeo Avogadro, ask me if you want his number.