Waiter Rant |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM2coybME4M
I used to get a little upset.
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Drinks |
"Today I'm drinking to forget...but I can't remember why."
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:30:00 GMT |
GAP jeans |
I just got home from the GAP where I saw lots of trendy pairs of pants with holes pre-cut into them. This is very stupid. Buying a pair of jeans with holes cut in them is like buying a Jee...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 14:18:00 GMT |
the show tonight |
the show went real well. real real well. thanks to all of y'all who made it out. It helped so much to have good people in the audience.
see you next show.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:03:00 GMT |
God and War |
GOD AND WAR
Ive heard a lot about world domination lately,
heaven and damnation
and how they relate to our national safety.
And frankly I gotta tellya, Im petrified.
But I wont hide
And Im not blind...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:01:00 GMT |
tonight 10 pm |
my second one man show is up tonight. i'm really excited and also pretty nervous!
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 13:32:00 GMT |
Lady Baby |
LADY BABY
Lady take that baby off this plane!
Im saying,
I aint paying $350 a ticket
For your kid to sit behind my seat
holler and kick it
So get a collar or a muzzle or I dont know what,
But...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:25:00 GMT |
Girls you should Never Date |
Never date a girl who has a tattoo of a Disney character on her ankle.
Never date a girl who has cute names for taking a shit.
Never date a girl who goes to church twice a week unless she work...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:23:00 GMT |
My heavy metal band |
If I ever start a heavy metal band I'm going to have to name it:
&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:04:00 GMT |
