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Johnny WtfEver

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About Me


I Dig on all forms of entertainment. A pop culture geek too. You know, useless information that gets you nowhere...unless you know the answer "Jack Rabbit Slim's". A supposed writer with two comics in print (Galaxy Man #2 is out and looks great!) and several projects in the works. Some of the other comics in the series should be released soon. I have one television appearance to my credit.."Good Day, Atlanta" (Thanks Kyle!).... But you know what? This is all last year's news...again. It's a whole new year and a whole new ball game...again. Who knows what projects I may or may not get involved with? I never know what I'm going to care about or blatantly blow off. We'll just have to see, kiddies! Here we go again....again. I am always scouting for other artists and like minded geeks, freaks and characters to mind meld with and introduce to the eccentric group I dwell amongst. In a world where one writer must finally complete something...Johnny Gallagher pulls out all the stops in... The Writer Who Wrote Too Little (Now He Has To Pay For His Laziness)....Rated R (for harsh language and strong, brutal violence..and grisly zombie attacks).
pppfffzzztttt--LIES!!! THESE ARE ALL LIES!! IT IS SHAMELESS PROPAGANDA THAT JOHNNY IS FEEDING US! HE IS NO WRITER! HE'S A %#$@in' HACK WHO'S TRY--- pffffzzzttt!
Sorry about that folks, we were experiencing technical difficulties, but we now have it under con--
pfffzzzttt--LYING!! JOHNNY IS...WHAT'S?? WHAT'S THAT NOISE? SOUNDS LIKE A-- OH NO!!! OH GAAHHHH! HE'S GOT A CHAINSAW AND HE'S USING IT ON ME!!! AAAAAHAHHHHGGGRURUURLL-- pfffzzztttt
Sorry folks..We have now silenced, I mean, we have now regained control from those who would spread fear and dissension amongst us. We now return you to your regularly scheduled crap...uh, programming. Have a nice day....
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///Video Games I currently enjoy: Rock Band 2, Halo 3, Call of Duty WAW, Left 4 Dead, Assassin's Creed, Tomb Raider Underworld, Castle Crashers
///Best Board Games Played Recently: Monsters Menace America, Chaturanga
///Current movies I enjoyed: Finishing the Game (fan stuff at it's best! Bruce Lee fanatics must see!), Hancock, Wall.E, (good social commentary!), Doomsday, The Dark Knight, Tropic Thunder (this is my favorite movie last year!! saw it 4X!!), Red Belt, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Ghost Town, Bolt, Monsters Vs. Aliens, Role Models, How to Lose Friends & Alienate People, JCVD
///Not so current movies that I've seen for the first time and enjoyed: The Signal
///Movies I recently enjoyed revisiting: The Incredible Hulk, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Shogun Assasin 5, Godzilla 2000, Walk Hard,
///Current Comics I've enjoyed: Red Sonja (this book rules), Conan, Punisher (max), GALAXY MAN(of course), Buffy Season 8, Angel: After the Fall (picks up after season 5..by Joss Whedon!)
///Music I'm currently enjoying: Sevendust, DethKlok (Do Anything for DethKlok!) Radio Cult ( I've got that song, RICKY!), Pantera, Fiona Apple, more Sevendust, Modest Mouse, Cartoon Planet Band, Five Finger Death Punch, Killswitch Engage, Black Light Burns, even more Sevendust, Nightmare Before Christmas (honestly? wt-??!!hey, the Kidnap the Sandy Claws cover by Korn is awesome!), Rihanna, Leticia wolf, Samantha Newark, No More Kings, Depeche Mode
///Current TV: American Gladiators, baby! I (heart) Crush!!..and Jet...and Phoenix!! Waiting for the new season.....still!! Sarah Connor Chronicles, Chuck (what geek doesn't like Chuck?) and piss on Heroes. Piss all over it.
///Movies I'm somewhat ashamed to admit I watched and liked: John Tucker Must Die (what can I say? I like vengeance minded babes!), Enchanted (How does she know?), Dragon Wars (Talk about B-Movie acting!), The Gameplan (Catth the magith!), Sydney White (The 7 Dorks were hilarious!)
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Songs I'm SomeWhat Ashamed To Admit I enjoy right now: Britney Spears: If You Seek Amy /// Worst Movies Recently Watched And I Feel Slightly More Stupid For Doing So: nothing yet as bad as Date Movie and War (why Jet, why?) except maybe Mamma Mia
/// Movies I watched that were just ...ehhh: Zack and Miri, Mutant Chronicles
///Person I think is the lamest right now : It's still Uwe frikkin' Boll
and just for the record, after further review and other crap movies...Uwe Boll still sucks!!
Hey, here it is, months later and I have a new conclusion...ok it's old..but UWE BOLL STILL SUCKS!!!!, Even many more moons have passed and I am happy to report...NO ONE SUCKS AS MUCH AS UWE BOLL!!! Hey it's 2009 and guess what..Uwe Boll is suckin like a hoover vacuum! March 23, 2009... Uwe Boll wins. Fatality...OF MOVIES!!!*************************************************** *********************************************************
You scored as Punk. Okay!

Emo Kid


40%

Punk


40%

Hot


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Jock


33%

"Ghetto"


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Goth


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Prep


7%

Geek/Nerd


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Loner


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Stoner


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell..oh wait, already did. Hulk Hogan...Whatcha gonna do, brother? Elvis...I know he's here somewhere.
A master of the Fist of Burning Death.
Robert Rodriguez.
Stuntman Mike.
A Dragon who hasn't raped an ancestor of someone's.
A zombie who doesn't want to eat my brain.
Ramone and Miguel De La Vega.
The original master killer.
Yo mama.
A pirate who doesn't want to steal me booty.
Someone else.
The One.
Eva Mendes...wooooooo! look up hot in the dictionary.
Dr. Rockso ...he does cocaine...gagaga yeaaaaahhhhhhh!
Dewey Cox
Gina Carano !!! Be my bodyguard, baby!!!
Pickles
Anyone who wants to appear in a Luchador movie.

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HOLY SAVAGE METAL, BATMAN! THIS VIDEO ROCKS! YOU MUST STICK WITH THIS ONE TO THE END, ROCKERS, YOU WON'T BE DISSAPPOINTED! THANKS TO BAMBI LYNN FOR POINTING OUT THIS WORK OF ART!
NOTE:IT'S PG, SO MIND THE SMALL KIDDIES, YA'LL!

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THANKS TO EGYPTSHEN FOR POINTING OUT THIS HILARITY FOR MARTIAL ARTS FANS...

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HERE'S EGYPTSHEN AND I SUDDENLY TAKEN OVER BY THE CUPID SHUFFLE IN THE AVENUE'S PARKING LOT...I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THEY THOUGHT WE WERE NUTS...WELL... THEY CAN... (DX!!!!) Ladies...watch out... or run for cover...

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HILARIOUS VIDEO ABOUT A VILLAGE SNIPER.. THANKS TO GLEN FOR SHOWING ME THIS GEM OF BRITISH HUMOR.

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ALRIGHT.. HERE'S THE NEWS CLIP WHERE KYLE INVITED ME OUT TO BE ON GOOD DAY ATLANTA. I HOPE I AM MUCH COOLER IN REAL LIFE, CAUSE ON TV I AM A CERTIFIED DORK!(NOT TO MENTION ARROGANT! ("WE NEED TO PUT IN THERE WHAT WE THINK SHOULD BE IN THERE!) AND A BROKEN RECORD! SIGH..NEXT TIME..THINK JAMES DEAN..THINK JAMES DEAN...THINK JAMES DEAN...
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HERE BE THREE SCURVY SWASHBUCKLERS AT THE TYBEE ISLAND PIRATE FEST, 2007....
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HERE'S A VIDEO OF A SONG FROM MY FAVORITE ANIME OF ALL TIME, FIST OF THE NORTH STAR (THE MOTION PICTURE). I REMEMBER TRYING TO WALK AROUND LIKE KENSHIRO WHILE THIS SONG PLAYED WHEN I WAS A YOUNG LAD. EASE MY RONERINESS!!HILARIOUS.

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My Blog

On The Road with Radio Cult...The True Story of a Roadie

Day 1, Aug 28, 2008Destination: Greenville, SC The arduous journey toward our destination was painful and wrought with strife& Alright, mate, I'm lying, but it was the road nonetheless.  Spirits...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:53:00 GMT

Fortunes...in cookies..not so "fortuney"

Useless observation number 56,986... the fortunes in fortune cookies are not really fortunes anymore.  I will post these useless tidbits here..for the extremely bored....mind you, these will be a...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 00:53:00 GMT

The Friendly Community Story

Often I see folks on here and they'll post or bulletin or whathaveyou a message that says "Nothin..just bored..." or something relatively close to that.  Time to turn that frown upside down, bore...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:21:00 GMT

High Fidelity Top Fives

I don't know how many of you have seen the movie "High Fidelity", but John Cusack's character continually does a top 5 for music.  That's actually pretty fun to see people's top fives for differe...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:56:00 GMT