Sir Simon Doodles, Esq.

Ha, what is to be said that has not already been told? Clemency for ignorance to all, I suppose. I was conceived on a most modest farm on the Isle of Wight some copious years ago. My father was a stoic man, cursed with rough and brutish hands. My mother- plain and stout, no doubt callous from her days toiling inside that wretched tavern with it's perpetual buffoonery. You perhaps could call my upbringing... "uncivilized". No no, this would not do. Not do at all! I departed at age eleven to stake my claim!Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds