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Jason Van Doorn

About Me

Jason spent 15 years living in a cave in the Northern Hills of Rochester Michigan where he was raised by the Boo-Bah-La Tribe, who taught the young boy how to hunt for squirrel and parakeets, and encouraged him to follow his dreams. For the elder's had a saying: "Follow your dreams". Then one day the police raided the cave, arrested the "elders" and returned Jason to his real parents where he spent most of his time learning the art of synchronized swimming. And even when people laughed at him for wearing a flowered swimming cap, and the girls wouldn't let him on the team, Jason followed his dreams. That is until that fateful day, when he heard the people say... "Get out of the pool! Pick up that guitar! We wanna hear you play!!" So Jason got out of the pool and picked up his guitar, turned on his amp and nearly electrocuted himself as he stood in the puddles of water by the pool. And it was then that he had a vision. He was not meant to compete in the Olympics with the woman's synchronize swim team. He was meant to ROCK THE WORLD!!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/09/2006
Influences: In no particular order:
The Beatles
Pete Townshend
Gram Parsons
Johnny Cash
Neil Young
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Hank Williams
Buck Owens
Ted Nugent
Led Zeppelin
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Willie Nelson

Sounds Like: "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

-Hunter S. Thompson

Record Label: Purdy Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

General Clusterfunk REUNION

Well after 13 years, the much anticipated General Clusterfunk reunion in going to happen on June 16, 2007 at the Machine Shop in Flint. We have a lot of work to do to get ready. All involved want to k...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:08:00 GMT