i was born in the year 547 ad. in antarctica. this is where i was raised for the first score of my life. when i was 5, my family and the rest of my village, this being the last of the natives in antarctica, where brutaly killed and eaten by penguins. i managed to escape, but i was injured. one had pecked my chest through the lung. a mile later i passed out. this is when a polar bear found me. the bear healed my wound, then killed itself and skinned itself so that i would have food and warmth. as i ate, i noticed that in the cave, there were thousands of coca-cola cans. it wasnt till 1400 years later that i understood the conection. how a polar bear got cans from the future, i'll never know. for 15 years, i lived in that unforgiving place. the last year, i struck back against the penguin army that destroyed my people. i had contructed a devise that would gather some penguins and shoot them at the rest. i called it the penguin cannon. they had no chance against it. theyr numbers collapsed and the future like civilization they established was destroyed, reducing them to nomads. soon after my victory, a great wind came and sweapt me from my icy home. it carried me all the way to europe. when i landed, i crashed into the den of a dragon. the dragon was old, long past it's prime. this is where i learned the common tongue. when the dragon died, he gave me his abbility of forsight. with this i saw unimaginable events in the future. i took up the sword and spear the dragon gave me and i set out on a quest to rid the world of the things that would destroy it. most of them were babies, but i didnt regret it, i saw the monsters they would grow to be. one day, i went to the king and told him some of the things i saw, for they werent all predictions of death, but some of invention and science. he was shocked, utterly appalled by my words. for the herracy, he had me ordered to death. i was wrapped in a chain, and sunk to the bottom of the murky deep. as i struggled for life, a grand host of fish swarmed my dying body. so immidiate was the feast, that my soul was devoured as well. as the fish finished, and eruption came from beneath the waves. molten rock and iron screamed out of the sea floor. it fused together the fish and created one being. this new being had my on mind, and soul.and from that day forward i would be known as ironfish. not much had changed, except for the fact that i know had etternal life. from that point on it was kinda like highlander but without the gay 80s music.
HOBBIES::screaming,WWII flashbacks,morphemon dueling
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: ironfish
Birthday: ..how old is the sun?
Birthplace: the sun
Current Location: of what?
Eye Color: wouldent you like to know....pervert
Hair Color: blond
Height: dont feel like measuring
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: space
The Shoes You Wore Today: some white ones
Your Weakness: telling you would give you the abbillity to kill me
Your Fears: the drunkin camel of doom
Your Perfect Pizza: one that leaves me full, after i shit it out
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live a little longer
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ya
Thoughts First Waking Up: arjawpsp;wed
Your Best Physical Feature: my pinkey
Your Bedtime: when the sun dies
Your Most Missed Memory: i foregot
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK bitch
Single or Group Dates: id be lucky to get either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla, chocolate never shuts up
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nine
Do you Swear: on occation
Do you Sing: like no other
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes, how could you not unless you did not exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: to what?
Are you a Health Freak: no....ha....
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: the geetar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ...no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: you like making me feel bad dont you
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: in my nightmare
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but ive dumped plenty of logs
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ...
Ever been Drunk: ..no.....//
Ever been called a Tease: hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaa
Ever been Beaten up: i dont think so
Ever Shoplifted: well.......
How do you want to Die: that wont happen
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: upe....when i creat it
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: depends
Short or Long Hair: long, but it dont matter that much
Height: same or shorter than me
Weight: just right
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 34217890
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1, my entire body
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 432178093421708932410432871029and counting
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