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About Me

If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me about myself... well I suppose I'd be a very poor man. One cannot survive on loose change alone.I am a veteran of no previous or current wars, I have never met a member of the royal family of Monaco, nor have I swum the length of any body of water larger than an Olympic style pool. I guess that sums it up. Tell me if I need to fill any holes in the story.

My Interests

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Jesus, but not tonight.

My Blog

Gang Attack?!! Really?!!

Really? I've actually heard this all day, and I'm a little pissed off about it. I know everyone has it out for the Mexicans since they climbed and floated their way over here and took all our jobs awa...
Posted by on Fri, 25 May 2007 21:45:00 GMT

Suck my Donkey (Reposted from Facebook)

Yes, I support Clinton. I know many people don't, and those people think I'm following a fad, or just supporting her because she's a woman, or simply casting my vote in favor of a more liberal candid...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Another Verizon Rant

So I couldn't stand it. I had to get it all out of my system. This is the follow-up e-mail I just sent to Verizon. I think I need to see a psychiatrist. What's wrong with me??! ----------------------...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:16:00 GMT

Damn the cell phone industry!

This is an e-mail I sent to Verizon : ------------------------------------------ I recently accuired a new phone, the MOTOKRZR, and assuming because it was a Motorola, its software would be similar in...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:03:00 GMT

Welcome February, and all its Februacity.

I'm so glad January is over. It's a rather dull month. The only real holiday is MLK day (I consider New Year's a Decemberish holiday) and the only month with fewer is August. I wouldn't be surprised ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:22:00 GMT

Santa doesn't put gifts under a ficus!!

So it's Christmas time, and I have no Christmas tree. What a dilemma. Actually, I have a tree, but I haven't assembled it yet. Yes world, I have an artificial, plastic, fake, not-alive tree; and this ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 16:49:00 GMT

Mwaah?!!

WOW! Kris is on myspace! How freakin' exciting. Well, that's about it. Just thought I would make a post on my "blog." I hope everyone's day was just as fun and exciting as mine!
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 16:52:00 GMT