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About Me

Alright Alright already, let me tell you a little about myself. Do you want the short version or the long? ok we'll go with the long. I write the greatest music in the world under the name Professor Ahab , and i have the most amazing girlfriend in the entire universe... that about sums it up.

...oh crap, i forgot. For all you local artists looking to record, check out Project Ahab Productions

My Interests

i'm interested in things that are interesting in a unique and interesting way. but not too interesting. slightly to the left side of the interesting line of things that are interesting.

I'd like to meet:

myself in a parallel universe... the one where things turned out differently

Music:

i listen to the only music worth listening to, Professor Ahab. Let's not kid our selves, we all know it's the greatest music in the world

Movies:

i saw this one movie about this guy and he was running away from this thing, but he ran the wrong way. it was a good movie. oh, and White men can't jump, it's better than sex.

Television:

I'd like to take the time to revoke that last statement, sex is good. and for this jawn, adult swim esque humor.

Books:

i like to Vonnegut, and i read the back of cereal boxes and sometimes even road signs

Heroes:

what exactly defines a hero? the fireman that saves a woman's baby from a burning building, a poet or musician for devine inspiration, a god we create to take away the fear of death or being alone, a mother or a father guidance in life, a friend for being there through your ups and downs, the guy that inspects the twinkies to make sure everyone of them is perfect? i guess everyone is a hero in their own way, it's just hard to see it sometimes.