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Melissaaahhhh

you think you won this fight but you've only lost your mind

About Me

This layout is from WhateverLife.com; get yours today!i like to dance.. and get high.. and sing songs about my life.. making outs my favorite.. candice is my bffl.. anita is my wife.. she smokes rock.. i pretend im not ticklish.. every song is about my life.. im a soil groupie.. i only shave one leg at a time.. and my absolute favortie thing is CHEETOS!!!! .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

chapstick.. smoking rocks.. moose heads.. my tattys.. rich people.. big dongs.. fire works.. pineapple bombs in your blender.. newport 100s.. md iced coffee x cream, x sugar w/ lg hot cup.. lg fries in my own bag.. stealing other peoples socks.. apple grenades.. in my faceee...

I'd like to meet:

Charlie Murphy.. Norton the moose head.. Lance Gary Wah (what you know about him.. you aint got shit on him =]).. your dad.. and his wife.. Zakk Wylde.. an alien.. napolean dynamite.. brick tamland.. barbie in real life.. oscar the grouch..

Music:

soil. blue october. 3 days grace.

Movies:

porn. elf. super troopers. joe dirt. 40 yr old virgin. anchorman. dodgeball. Eurotrip. white castle.

Television:

Next. Wilin Out. Fairly odd parents.

Books:

i dont read.. i can read tho

Heroes:

mighty mouse. ron jeremy. heff. and his 3 gfs. drummer from soil. candice. norton the moose head (hes brave).