What I meant to say:
I’m looking for a date for my Marine Corps Ball and I thought, hey why not find her off of myspace, it can’t hurt …………..I don’t think(end up in a CSI situation). I got someone who is special to me but she can’t be with me on this date so I need to find someone to enjoy the evening with. So that means anyone within 1hr 30 mins of Havelock can get down. You can be fat, ugly(my girl prefers that), a nerd, cheerleader, hockey player, Indian(from India or Native American), live around the corner by the church, used to work at the Gym on base, that first toe bigger than the big toe, big butt, no butt(yeah no butt), blind(I can work with that), braces, pregnant, work at Hooters, Déjà vu, Walmart, New Bern High School, Cherry Point Naval Hospital, Sheraton, McDonalds, Dairy Queen, Andy’s(not the one in Havelock just to be safe….ya’ll no why), Life Guard, Air Force, or full-time chillin cuz I do from time to time on and off the clock. I just need you to be cool as penguin butt and buy your dress and I got the rest. For those who are far and wide from Havelock, I just want your support with comments and Love and to say whats up …… I know you might say who the Hell am I but the pics should let you know …………………..or that me and Melvin was cool as Heaven(lol) back in HS…Im Tim’s cousin…. Im EJ’s brother….. Im Ty’s husband(workin on that) … Im Lance and Nicks Boy…..Im Regina’s son…… I’m Doreen(My Angel ) Baby…. or Im just a Man who wanted to enjoy one night………..Who Qualifies
Sex: Female Since Birth(This is a Sick World)
Ages: 19-28 Those underage may create a little problem but that can be fixed and that’s all I’ll say on record…. If you know what I mean. I really don’t have a too old age but you know I don’t tend to see eye to eye with the older crowd but don’t get it twisted…. I’m a mature young man….
Relationship Status: I don’t care if he don’t care…. Drama free please… I’m too chill for that
Stalker Status: ZERO Tolerance
Body Type: Bigger than Nicole Richie(she need reverse lypo or something)…. Small enough not to eat a whole Hot&Ready Little Ceasars Pizza(don’t be guilty Ladies I’ve been known to double fist a bag of gummy bears without breakin a sweat… they taste so Damn good
Race: Human
Kids: 1, 2, 3, or 4 is ok as long as you cool and they good we good. 5 is a little much even if you had triplets. So I figure you need to be changing a diaper, warming a bottle, signing a permission slip, trying to figure out why you so fertile…. or something
Other, But Important Stuff: 1)No Ex-wives(yeah I have an estranged wife, we live and we learn 2) NO chicks trying to fall in LOVE which I’ll get into later 3)Hell No to Ladies with NO Love for music because me and music got a little fling going and I don’t see a Lady coming before her 4) Must be Down to have fun and I don’t mean letting me give her a “Dirty Sanchez” (That’s what happens when a white boy is bored during sex and he wanna play in the mud and wants you to smell his artistic talent 5) You cant be my SgtMaj’s Daughter(I’m trying to live past the 7th ) 6) If your momma call you a Hoe ………………………. I got somebody in my staff that’s interested but I’m good 7) If you a dummy… here’s a little test………………….. Your daddy always saying “You know what…… You’s a dummy” … or you always saying…. “Oh…..” yeah now you know who I’m talking about….. stop reading my page and go read a book, with no words with more than 5 letters in it ….. trying to read a coloring book to the kids so they will go to sleep…. They sayin the same thing “You know what…… You’s a dummy” …….. I’m sorry I got a little out of character 8) Oh yeah if you work in Wal-Mart deli section …. I’m good on that too(I have my reasons)
Aiight if you made it this far. You might be the Lady I’m looking for. So lets keep it movin
Now if you read this far lets get to why you’ve been reading….. Me: Ok first let me properly introduce myself….. Hello they call me many things… it depends on how you know me…but not many people truly know me so you can call me “J” … that’s what most people call me these days. Alright lets get to a twinkle of me. I don’t know where to start or end… Ill just let it flow, if you don’t mind. I’m 23, from Flint, MI(Michigan … you not a dumb bitch if you didn’t know that… but close if you thought I was talking about Miami). Oh yeah before I go any further…. I have a Girlfriend who knows about this page but isn’t 100% supportive more like 51% but I can understand but only God knows how I feel about her. Yeah I’m in LOVE and I can’t explain it but I don’t have to… I just need to feel it in my Heart and we good as Mother Teresa. So let’s get it straight as Jesus Christ and clear as Super Man Vision, I just need a young lady to go to the Ball with me and have a good time. So that means I’m not looking for a Wife(hell NO), a girlfriend(got an Angel), kids(Im not ready butI Love kids because they haven’t been corrupted by life) or an one night stand…………….. I’m just trying to do it like I do it and that’s trill, right, totally cool or however you say it but I hope you feel me……………………………………………………..I’ve been a Marine for more than 5 years and haven’t been to any of my Balls cuz I was out of the country or on leave from and I had jes got back in country. The rest of my team taking their ladies and I jes wanna be able to take something and enjoy the night …. but don’t get it twisted or misunderstood… Ill be good going alone but I just thought I’d throw a page together and see whats up…. I had the idea for awhile but I wanted to do it instead of letting the chance pass like a leaf in the wind. My bad……. alright back to me but Im going to keep it short cuz Im tired of typing. Ok let me think of something good to say……..Oh yeah ….. I fly ……….Naw naw…….I’m fly too but I actually fly…… ok Naw not like your girl’s Dad for the Marines ……. I fly where I want, when I want cuz I fly and its different than driving. Real different especially when I was first learning ….I was trying to use the wheel to steer on the ground and you use your feet( I was like “Oh”)…. but anyway Im fly and I fly that’s what part of my main pic is… me doing my thang being fly and flying. Ok I got something else ………. let me think…… yeah Im silly …. cuz life too serious …..so there is no reason to be serious all the time but I know how to be serious when its time but walking through Wal-Mart aint the time and going to the Ball isn’t either. Yeah it’s a lot more to J but you wont find it on here…….. and like I said….. Im tired of typing.