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Daniel "The Lobster"

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I, Daniel "The Lobster," want you to check out the exclusive Myspace premiere of my new spot. Recognize!

***MORE IMPORTANT UPDATE 9/19***

Gil got his job back with Honda. And I am the new prime pinching suspect.

**IMPORTANT UPDATE 8/15**

My former friend, Gil, is officially out of work. Please do not visit savethecrab.com . Do not sign his petition so he can make more Honda Element commercials.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other Actors. Invertebrates. Surfers. Honda fans. Beach Lovers. Environmentalists. People who appreciate a hearty pinch. Vegetarians. Those with seafood allergies. Other actors. Great huggers! Britons by birth, Surfers by soul. Tuners.

Watch the spot that will make me a star:

My Blog

Don't Fish off the Company Pier!

Acouple weeks back, I was at the Aquarium of the Pacific. After our obligatory announcement about the new animals in the commercials and element and friends, it was party time. We hung and for a ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:06:00 GMT

My new commercial is complete!

Actually, I don't think of it as a commercial. I consider it half a minute of art. And the beauty of art is that it is not meant merely to entertain. It is meant to expose and enlighten as well. ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 13:56:00 GMT

Pincher Management

My "people" requested that I preemptively attend a pincher management class before we hear the verdict from the judge. Suppressing the urge to bring claw to toe is tough to do on your own. So I we...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:10:00 GMT

I'm innocent

In case you haven't been one of the gazillion people to discover the latest celebrity mishap on The Smoking Gun Web site, I thought it would be good bring it up here. Especially since this time the sc...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:59:00 GMT