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$ean is 007

i'd smash seven shades of shit outta him...

About Me



Hmmmm....I have a weird sense of humor which I cherish. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I get sick on rollercoaster’s and long car rides. I get grossed out easy like a girl. I don’t like jumping spiders (aka. camel crickets) but i don’t mind snakes, frogs, bugs, mice, and other shit. Beer is good. I like drinking all sorts. Corona and Miller Lite are high on the list. But nothing beats a Guinness. Lately its been National Bohemian. I like the 80's. I love movies. To impress me you have to know little details about movies that only someone who watched it like a million times would know. I also like cars, snowboarding, wakeboarding, and music. Snowboarding and wakeboarding are two of the few things that keeps me sane. If it wasn’t for those things i would probably assemble an army of umpa-lumpas and take over the world. i used to be super hardcore punker. i love lacrosse. i pull girls hair and punch my friends when i get tipsy. i hate jager, but love vodka. i like pink. real men wear pink because you have to be comfortable with your manhood to do so. I have the ability to be completely serious and then turn a switch and be goofy. Work hard/Play hard is my philosophy. I am an asshole. Most times without realizing it. i love my iPod. if you steal my car i will buy another, but if you steal my iPod i will rip your fuckin' head off. i sometimes need to have "sean time". life is too serious already, so when i have fun i go big. some people say i look like Chris Carraba (from dashboard confessionals), Johnny Knoxville, or once and awhile i get Jude Law. sure, whatever. i speak little spanish. i know just a bit japanese. i am in the process of learning italian. in preparation for world travel and domination. i am a true pisces; stubborn, passionate, romantic, selfless, intelligent, and laid back with spurts of energy. my friends mean a lot to me and have helped me more than they will ever know. umm...i am done talking about myself now. i would like to give a big "woof" to my rat pack: mike D [thanks for pickin' me up when i fall], scooby [you always make me laugh even in the most dire situations], g-unit (aka swain train)[you go outta your way for me all the time and i never think i thank you enough], the franchise [you always force me to have fun], a guy could never ask for better friends then those motherfuckers.YOU ALL ARE SO MONEY! Long live the Rat Pack. as well as Chocolate Dave "Woody", Pauley, Jimmy 1+2, Aaron, Zackasourous Rex, Dustin (who is the biggest myspace manwhore ever), kenny, Scotty Don’t!, B-RAD, andrew, and rest of "the crew". WOOF! And a big "sup" to the ladies of "the crew". mainly "crazy psycho killa" lori midori, ape, jess, "miss poopypants" meyli, becca "skake it!", jennie "don’t cry", danielle, catilin, smilin' sharon, kerri, the incredible effen, and miss rogers, etc etc etc. (if i forgot you lemme know, it was by mistake!) I love you guys! you are all "the hotness"! thursday nights and sunday BBQ's are my life and i love it!!!!
"and if it ain't about Money homie, i ain't concerned!"
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" Quotes in the Life of ean! "
"i am an asshole. self proclaimed at that."
"i am articulate, intelligent, and witty."
"may i spend a half-hour in heaven before the devil knows im dead." -irish proverb
"you are so money you are like Fort Knox!" -mike D
"dont ever mistake my kindness for weakness. once you do, you wont like who is unleashed..."
"I am the guy you dream of but are to intimidated to like..."
"You are so.....Everything..." -someone special:/
"A man may fall down many times, but he is only a failure if he refuses to pick himself back up." -evil knievel
"This is the Face of the Guy, Behind the Guy, Behind the Guy." -T-Bone
"my dick feels like corn!" -dane cook
"the kid can talk." -franchise/sue from swingers
"God invented beer so the Irish wouldnt rule the world." -irish proverb
"I'm just livin' the Dream!" -wedding crashers
"from what i hear you're like the master jedi pipe-layer" -miss rogers
"That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag." -closer
"Everyone has adversity in their life, its how we react is what seperates us."
"The people you keep around you let's you know who you are."
" Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."
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My Interests

Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, my prelude, import cars, nightlife, music...etc
"Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment, "I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one."-closer

I'd like to meet:



People, dogs, wolverines, etc. Preferably people. Ummm...natelie portman b/c she is turbo hot, vince vaughn b/c he is so fu*kin' money!
ummmm...some girl who will take what i have to offer, appreciate it, and feel mutual about it all, and return these gestures. she’s gotta make me laugh, have fun, pick me up, out wit me occasionally, a partner in crime basically. i no longer believe in love, so it’s her job to change my mind.
Position Filled. -management
hope you are up for the challenge babe ;)

All Money, All the Time...

Music:

fav's are: (in no order) 50 cent, nelly, jadakis, kenny chesney , brad pasliey, keith urban, method man , wu tang, lil wayne, lil flip, one man army, us bombs, the specials, op ivy, rancid, nofx, dashboard confessional, hawthorne hieghts, emery, my chemical romance, senses fail, starting line, E40, G-G-G-Unit, mike jones, pharoh monarch, medina green, the roots, mos def, common, styles p, andrea bocelli, sarah brightman, less than jake, the killers, hepcat, frank, dino, tony bennett, bob marley , dj tiesto, chemical brothers, IIo, armand van helden, benassi brothers, ian van dahl, sublime, bleed the dream, with broken wings, early november, the used, tony yayo, spill canvas, finch, down by law, pulley, ten foot pole, pietasters, me first and the gimmie gimmies, five iorn freenzy, dialated peoples, jimmy eat world, the casualties, guru, gangstarr, depeche mode, morrissy, oasis, the shins, saves the day, slightly stoOpid, long beach dub allstars, johnny cash, muddy waters, clapton, hendrix, dj IndikuT, old 40's shit, 50's shit, late 60's and 70's rock, 80's new wave shit, 90's rock/grunge, blah blah blah...

Movies:

snatch "i fu*kin' hate pikeys!" lock stock and two smoking barrels "get in the car mate." old school "earmuffs!" napolean dynamite "lucky!" swingers "you're so fu*kin' money baby!" anchorman "i love lamp." NL vegas vacation "Mr. Nick Papageogio your usual table?" bondock saints "i'll take a coke.", godfather "micheal", goodfellas "never ever rat on your freinds", scarface "the world is mine", dodgeball "aim low", LOTR, way of the gun "you like to fuck baby heads?", pulp fiction "zeds dead", resivour dogs "this aint a fuckin democracy", office space "next time you see me it will be on the worst day of my life", usual suspects, the passion, knockaround guys "500!", underworld, monty python and the quest for the holy grail "there's no way a 5 ounce bird can carry a 3 pound coconut", life of brian, history of the world, kung-fu hustle, etc.

Television:

yeah for TV!?!? umm, deadwood, sopranos, bam (long live don vito!), ali G, family guy, simpsons, MXC, skin-a-max, curb your enthusiasim

Books:

besides playboy and honda tunning; at the moment reading "the art of war" by sun tzu.

SEAN TAYLOR WILL EAT YOU!!!!!
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD, THAN BELIEVE IN JOE GIBBS!!!!!

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Posted by $ean is 007 on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:14:00 PST