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a philosopher who can't think

dynamite with a laser beam

About Me

when sober, i am completely emotionless, when drunk, totally pathetic.

My Interests

books. check 'em out.

I'd like to meet:

i DID want to meet caithlyn demarrias, but she held out too long. i am guessing no one. fuck, i am emotionally dead.

Music:

shit tons.

Movies:

i dig 'em.

Television:

i only watch cartoons. seriously.

Books:

i jam existentialist.

Heroes:

have always been cowboys.

My Blog

random idiocy

okay, since i have really nothing of any substance to offer anyone here, i will list some idiotic observations about myself and those who surround me.-unattractive girls acting slutty really piss me o...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 03:52:00 PST

rainy days

god, what an awful rant i put last night. why do i bitch about hardcore? probably because i miss the release. it used to be that i would put up with the world's shit and then let it all out at once in...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:18:00 PST

thank you, acculturation!

hardcore in albany isn't quite dead, but to me is like a major star leaving the tv series only to have a shitty replacement come in and have everyone act like they didn't notice the shift. too many fl...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:37:00 PST

and after two years

i am going to attempt to write a poem again. okay, teo years and some months, it was february 12th, 2006 the last time i read, and i haven't written a single poem since.untitledoh, the weight of the c...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:20:00 PST

so, i’m now 31

...and it is six am, and i am up and drinking alone. most people in my chosen profession are either with a loved one, or with a good-enough-for-now. i am done with the good enoughs. i would rather try...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 03:09:00 PST

cold toes in august

i am loving how cool the weather has been. normally at this time of year i am a miserable and unbearable prick.so, i have been on youtube looking at videos of stupid americans. jesus christ, these peo...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 06:37:00 PST

nights, nights, more nights

it is 4 in the afternoon right now. i am just rolling out of bed. this is where my life is. i sleep until i naturally wake up every day. yesterday, i laid in my bed for hours, playing tiger woods on m...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:20:00 PST

Please Help!!!

i got this email from my brother paul's wife. for those of you who don't know, my brother paul is over in iraq right now. he had to miss the birth of his first child because of the war. this is for th...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:28:00 PST

fucking malt liquor

why do i still drink fortys every so often? god damn, it does me no good. i got blackout drunk, fell OFF of my stairs (yes, fell off of them, not down them, or on them, but OFF of them), drunk called ...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:24:00 PST

hopefully....

after almost 20 years, i am finally going to a dentist. yeah. it has been THAT damn long. i hope i can afford for him to rip all of my god damned teeth out and replace them. maybe with a bear trap, th...
Posted by a philosopher who can't think on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 03:21:00 PST