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Dan

No, he's not a doctor, but he's an absolute gentlemen.

About Me

I'm in L.A. Working in a restaraunt. Yeah.
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Your 1920's Name is:
Chas Garfield
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: usually screenmcname in internet-hell-world.
Birthday: cake
Birthplace: vagina
Current Location: chair
Eye Color: white, black, and some other colors.
Hair Color: mostly brown.
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: human, some porpoise
The Shoes You Wore Today: have holes
Your Weakness: bullets, fire, poison, knives. and bears.
Your Fears: see above
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms for sure
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: yep.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "god i hate AOL."
Thoughts First Waking Up: time to make the donuts.
Your Best Physical Feature: my nostrils
Your Bedtime: what
Your Most Missed Memory: How do you miss a memory?
Pepsi or Coke: spiders
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: i tried single dates, but then i realized you need at least one other person, otherwise it doesn't really count, does it?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: cider or cranberry juice.
Chocolate or Vanilla: don't patronize me.
Cappuccino or Coffee: chai-der?
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck no.
Do you Sing: songs, mostly.
Do you Shower Daily: this is debatable.
Have you Been in Love: have you?
Do you want to go to College: Again?
Do you want to get Married: Is this a proposal?
Do you belive in yourself: When I look at posters of cats hanging off tree branches, I do. Hang in there little kitty, you'll make it!
Do you get Motion Sickness: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I never!
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a circus freak.
Do you get along with your Parents: now what kind of question is that?
Do you like Thunderstorms: of course.
Do you play an Instrument: sure do.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what do you think?
In the past month have you Smoked: no sir
In the past month have you been on Drugs: is heroin still considered a drug?
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In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: why would i do that?

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: compliments of liz muhalek
In the past month have you been on Stage: yessa
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: pens probably
Ever been Drunk: What's that?
Ever been called a Tease: umm...i don't know
Ever been Beaten up: not too bad
Ever Shoplifted: thats a many faceted question...
How do you want to Die: randomly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fire engine.
What country would you most like to Visit: the U.S.S.R! For sure! Gosh I can't wait! Oh?...really?...Yeah, I heard something about that...Huh...Shit.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: This
Short or Long Hair: is
Height: pretty
Weight: much
Best Clothing Style: retarded
Number of Drugs I have taken: catch
Number of CDs I own: you
Number of Piercings: kids
Number of Tattoos: later
Number of things in my Past I Regret: .
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My Interests

comedy, film, theatre, music, government, journalism, art, life & death (in no particular order).

I'd like to meet:

eh, my friends i guess. what're you guys up to?

Music:

bob dylan, dresden dolls, the who, badly drawn boy, beastie boys, led zeppelin, outkast, bnl, bowie, the white stripes, the pixies, nico, radiohead, modest mouse, danger mouse, Jon Brion, Gorillaz, mos def & talib kweli.

Movies:

And here are some good movies: fight club, american beauty, groundhog day, lost in translation, kill bill, ghostbusters, raiders of the lost ark, E.T. anchorman, manhattan, rushmore, royal tenenbaums, chinatown, cannibal! the musical, pod people, planes, trains and automobiles, adaptation, truman show, The Wrong Guy, Good Night & Good Luck, 40-Year-Old Virgin, Shaun of the Dead, Children of Men. This is by no means a comprehensive list.And soon:

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report.

Books:

sirens of titan, kerouac stuff, woody allen stuff, salinger stuff, palahniuk stuff, david ives stuff, steve martin stuff, AMERICA: the book.

Heroes:

i'm not huge on heroes, but i love bill murray's body of work...woody allen, david fincher, and alfonso cuaron are some of my favorite filmmakers...and the founders of the UCB theatre (matt besser, matt walsh, ian roberts and amy poehler) have done a lot of great work...so there ya go, i s'pose.

My Blog

aliens and terrorism? Where's Will Smith!?

Two stories, completely unrelated, 'cept that they both caught my attention.Number one:Found: The New EarthThis first story is crazy because it's about a new planet they found recently that's really s...
Posted by Dan on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:05:00 PST

Films of 2006

2006 was a great year for terrible films. The vast majority were exceptionally bland and occasionally insulting. In any case, here is a list of my top ten films of the year...because it's fun for me, ...
Posted by Dan on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:06:00 PST

"i've only got one good shirt left and it smells of stale perfume..."

This is my last day in town. I was afraid this week would go by too fast...however, Dec. 25th now feels like a lifetime ago...shows what I know. Anyhow, here's a tribute to the people who made my firs...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:27:00 PST

You're a blog.

So...Midsummer just ended, and I'm awake, so I'm gonna write in here. Basically, I just wanted to thank everybody for their support and kind words about the show. This was one of the most enjoyable an...
Posted by Dan on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:28:00 PST

These are my favorite films of 2005 (more or less):

1. Good Night and Good Luck.2. The 40-Year-Old Virgin3. Brokeback Mountain4. The Squid and the Whale5. The Constant Gardner6. Melinda and Melinda7. Capote8. Goblet of Fire9. Munich10. Hustle & Flo...
Posted by Dan on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:45:00 PST

the first...the last?

i'm in california for the week, visiting justin, who will gloat like hell when he finds out i did this. the weeks been damn crazy, ask me about it if you care.
Posted by Dan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST