Well let's see.....I am a pretty nice and sweet. At least if you ask most people and you ask them on the right day and maybe not right when they wake up. I like lots of things, too many to mention here without wasting way too much space. I think that I am a good father, but you may have to ask my daughter about that. I'm an old school romantic. When I listen I really listen. I remember all the little details that most never notice. I believe what I believe and never force it down anyones throat. I love kids and they seem to love me back. I have seen things and done things that would keep you up at night with horrible nightmares. I used to be an asshole, from like age 18 to 21. I have seen a ghost in action. I have stood on top of a volcano and watched the sun rise. I have fallin hard. I have had several guns put to my head. I am really smart. I am so stupid at times I shouldn't be here. I believe that the plot of Idiocracy isn't very far fetched. I think that abortion is wrong. I have failed more times than I have succeeded. At moments I feel like my life has just begun. Other times it feels like it winding down. People seem to like me and some of them even love me. I look at things and see the wierdest shit. I survived a plane crash. I have swam in the ocean only a few feet from several tiger sharks. I once had 300 or so Black Gangster Disciples want to kill me. I have been in love twice, but the first time was teenage hormone driven so that doesn't count. I suffer from acid reflux disease. I love being out west in big sky country. I have lost many friends due to the fact that I have spent the better part of my adult life working all the time. I love smoking and I will not quit unless the day comes that I really want to for me or I die. I realize that almost no one is going to read this far so fuck them, but if you have sorry that this is kinda rambling. It is 3:08 am on March 30th, 2007 right now as I write this. I am done for now. Ha bitches it is now August 8th and if you ever read this before you probably won't check the end so I got ya. I could say you were gay and you would never know, so I will....you are gay and now everyone knows it. Well everyone who bothers to check something they already read. Oh well......So yeah I am gonna stop again cause I really didn't have anything to add, except for maybe that I don't dance. Not in public at all. Just don't do it, don't ask. It aint gonna happen. Get over it already, maybe if I get married someday I would have to dance with my wife so maybe then, but never any other time, well when the day comes, PLEASE let it be years from now, when my daughter gets married I would dance with her, but other then that....not gonna happen. Ok I feel better now. Goodnight. What else could I tell you about me......I don't know. Maybe that I went through a faze when I was in my early twenties when my hair was many, many different colors. Not at the same time mind you, I just went through my dye my hair for no apparent reason years. My blonde hair was black, brown, lime green, red, orange, a dark blonde that I kinda dug, white and last but not least purple-ish, not really purple, but a mix sorta like purple. What else........... oh yeah the two tattoos I have on my left arm were done with a homemade tattoo gun that used the motor out of walkman, the inside of a guitar string for a needle and burnt vasoline for ink. OOOOOOHHHHHH yeah baby. Both tattoos cost me, total 2 cartons of cigarettes. What a deal. What else for tonight........ Once when I was in Scottsdale visiting my parents, back in 2002, while waiting in Mimi's cafe for a seat. I saw a former Mafia guy who was in the witness protection program. I didn't notice it at first, but I remembered seeing his face on a news clip a few years before that. FUN!! I guess Scottsdale is where they sent a whole bunch of former New York Mafia guys. Pretty nice of the Feds if you ask me. They could have sent them to somewhere not as nice, like West Virgnia or someplace like that. OK then. Enough for tonight. P.S. You're still gay.........Let's see do I have anything else to say right at this second.........hhhhmmmmm..........maybe....wait for it......wait for it......... oh yeah. I just looked at my blog and it says that I have now had 2001 views to my blog. Damn i knew I was a popular writer and all, but that is just grand. Let's see anything else?......
I'm not in love, so don't forget it. It's just a silly phase I'm going through. And just because I call you up. Don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made
I'm not in love, no-no
(It's because...)...........ok so that is just me typing some lyrics from one of the songs in my player, but I was stuck ok? It's a lot of pressure to write something witty for my millions and millions of fans. Besides the lyrics are technically true. I am not in love and it's probably best that you don't forget it........yeppers nothing else really right now.......um....you are still gay...and all that....What else can I add for you today, January 30th 2008? How about this....
Wow you are lucky. I just typed out this long rambling thing that was most depressing, but after thinking about it, I deleted it and replaced it with this rambling thing that is NOT depressing. Yes, yes I know you are all thanking me. I just care about my fans ever so much. Not as much though as Texas Sheet Cake. Man I love that stuff. It is great, just ask anyone who has ever had it. Really, go do it I will wait. .......... do de do.........hey your back! Did you ask them? What did they say? They WHAT!?!?!? Those lying bastards! Here have a slice yourself. ......... NOW how do you feel about? .........Pretty good isn't it? .......Now you know why I don't love you as much as I love that cake. ....First there are kisses, then there are sighs......So I was watching Paranormal State on A&E the other night and it sucked Big Giant Rabbit Balls....... Ghost Hunters is Soooooo much better....... Paranornal State sucked even more than Growing up Gotti, which as all of you know I loath with the fire of a thousand suns..... I have serious concerns with the academics at Penn State now after seeing five or six of their students in "action"....... Just thinking out loud for a moment here..... Double Noodle soup would be good for lunch.... Ok then....... you are still gay...... maybe you should get an ointment for that...March 12th 2008 is what my cell phone tells me is the date. Just for the curious it also tells me 12:52pm is the time...... I am not sure...... I have my doubts about that information......... My phone has been known to change it's mind on what the time and date is......... I have yet to look at it and have it give me the same info....... Damn lying phone......Can't keep it's lies straight........ South park season 12 premieres tonight and I am freakin psyched .........Wooooo to the hoooooo...... I think I am gonna go make myself some lunch....... Turkey sounds good....... So yeah it is much later and let me tell you, the turkey may have sounded good, but it wasn't. It was dry, very dry. What can you do, though? "You could add mustard or mayo Michael" why that is a great idea you, but sorry to tell you, I already did!! The turkey was still dry as hell. Oh the well......... I did just have some great cheddar potato bake ...........I also just got done, apparently, texting my Meredith, nice pleasant surprise today. . . . . . . .. . Hey Jack Asses who believe in man made climate change who read this far. You are WRONG!!! Try using a real, PROVEN science to do your research. Look back over the history of our planet and realize that climate change happens, alot. Then get off your high plateau of self smugness and realize the sun, you know that bright thing in the sky, causes our climate changes......... You want proof, well here is more proof in a couple of lines than your group has given in twenty years. ....... Pluto and Jupiter are getting alot warmer ..... Maybe if you could get the people who live there to stop driving SUV's, oh wait there isn't a single SUV there. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ Looks like our old friend the sun is doing what it does ......... Sorry folks sometimes the morons drive me over the edge ........ I really do not mean to make my world famous "about me" section political ..... I try to keep it crazy ... like me...... I will return to our regular programing now ......... Or the next time I get on, no I should add something cause this is "about me" and I need to get it back to that ........ I hate being late ...... I mean I REALLY hate being late ...... I would rather not go to something if I was going to be late...... Really .....ask my family....... It is a condition that I probably could get disablilty for .......... Drives some of the people I know crazy .......the people I know who are never on time for anything ..... jerks .........oh and finally for today ..... YOU ARE STILL GAY!!!......... April 21st 2008........June 20th 2008 now mo fo's and I am about to go to bed cause I have slept for about 45 minutes the last 48 hours or so, but I did want to get on here real quick to say, please stop sending me spam, not you my bud's, but the Nigerian wannabe's. I mean come on. Really? Send me a message here and tell me to message you over on Yahoo or MSN, Really? "Well ok then let me do that. I will get right on that." Really? Why on earth would you be on this site and then send me a message and then wanna talk on another site? Cause you are a phishing spammer prick that is why. Ok then I feel better now....... I love toast. I really love toast. Plain with just a hint of butter, or loaded with peanut butter. Freakin love it. Yep, yep, yep I love me some toast....... and reasonable return on investments.......
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