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Nicole was never here

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

ok so I've got a lot of stuff on here that i've stolen from others, i know this, so maybe I'll say something for myself for a change, but really who reads this stuff anyways?? I'm just a repurposer of cultural artifactory. Actually, I just like to enjoy life and the last few years have sucked and I'm making up for it so please excuse me if I say weird things to you or do weird things or make you go to weird parties. Or please forgive me for not inviting you to the weird parties. I am a filmmaker in constant training, I made a claymation stop motion film and it appears that everyone laughs at it, but maybe they're just being polite, who knows. More on that to come. I'm also an Xtreme amateur musician hobbyist, as in I play drums and bass and the melodica, piano, saxophone, & guitar, but nothing exceptionally well. I read voraciously, even though it might be pulpy, trashy, stuff, it's still reading. I am the cliff claven of weird knowledge that has no bearing in life. I am the Schneider of DIY. I enjoy making found art. I like scouring salvage yards and thrift store outlets for junk that I can repurpose into something interesting. I don't know where this will go, but it's fun. But this is not the sum of all my parts, it changes daily, and may not resemble the finished product at all. Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to believe that certain films were made by God or that specific software was coded by him. Imagine a future in which millions of our descendants murder each other over rival interpretations of Star Wars or Windows 98. Could anything -- anything -- be more ridiculous? And yet, this would be no more ridiculous than the world we are living in. -Sam Harris, author (1967-)
Phoenix.....
"Basically, a repository of mediocre poorly educated bottom-feeders seeking cheap banal living and easy money. This souless mix of carpet-bagging transients, budget seniors, tatooed misfits, real estate grifters, toothless white trash tweakers, minimum wage job seekers and pseudo-Scottsdale millionaires has created a major population center that masquarades as a major metropolis but is really one big cow town.
A bleak barren landscape with terrible weather, traffic congestion, bad air, stuffed with ugly stucco houses and big box retailers peddling Chinese crap, corporate food, and a dumbed down semi-literate citizenry, Phoenix/Scottsdale metro epitomizes the lowest commom denominator of American cities.
If somehow, by either plan or accident, you're living in metro Phoenix/Scottsdale, you rank on the bottom rungs of the intelligence charts. The only reason to be here, (temporarily), is if you're making a decent income (absolute min. 250k per yr). Anything less is not worth it, as your health, mental well being and personal esteem will deeply suffer by living in this genetic cesspool of half-breeds."
"There were all these activists, you know, Berkeley radicals, White Panthers... all trying to stop the war and change things for the better. Then we got flooded with all these 'flower children' who were into drugs and sex. Where the hell did the hippies come from?"--Abbie HoffmanINDEED
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, does not go away
So to fight back against that, if you feel you must, you have to study your prey. Imitate Mickey Mouse and Coca-Cola, co-opt them and their colors and their methodology. Anyone who’s using the techniques of the imagined opposition has got my vote, y’know? Be beautiful and seductive so that culture wants to eat you up. Be like a prion, an unstoppable replicating germ in the guts of the body politic. Be the little pill that culture swallows, the drug that changes everything and forces new vision. Be the infection that brings shamanic crisis. Be the loving poison that Things As They Are cannot recover from.
"It’s like the Beckett line: “Fail again, fail better.” I always try to fail better. Let’s face it, it’s all a failure. Even if it’s a great success, you know how you failed. There is no perfection. There is only certain degrees of failure... And I am saying this as an optimist."
-David Duchovny (who always has something good to say about failure)
Some people like to rock,
some people like to roll,
Movin' and groovin' 's gonna satisfy my soul
Let's have a party,let's have a party,
sending to the store
and buy some more,
let's have a party tonight.
I never kissed a bear,
I never kissed a goon,
but I can shake a chicken in the room.
Well, Honky Tonky Joe,is knockin' at the door,
bring him in and fill him up and set him on the floor.
The meat is on the stove,
the bread is getting hot,
everybody running at the pastry in the pot.
I never kissed a bear,
I never kissed a goon,
but I can shake a chicken in the middle of the room.
Let's have a party tonight ...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Abbie Hoffman, Brian Jones, Jim Morrison, Terry Gilliam, Johnny Rotten, Gael Garcia Bernal, justin Bartha, Woody Guthrie, Hunter Thompson, Ben Franklin, Marie Curie, George Bush (p~%# a$$ b!+(#)--but in a pinch I guess I'd like to meet any other interesting humans, eaters, breathers, music schlubs, movie lovers, hanger-ons, schmoozers & boozers, or other such lackadaisical losers.......

the suicide note says, "Me delicious"

My Blog

Myspace/Facebook schizoid disorder

I am on the road again after leaving Okemah, OK this morning after the Woody Guthrie Festival.  There was some really, really good folk music being played on the stages in the pasture and in town and ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 13:48:00 GMT

Co-incidences

The weirdest thing just happened.  Well the last few days have been weird, but a good weird.  Coincidences, life is full of them and the more interesting they are, it makes you wonder about things.  I...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:17:00 GMT

San Franny and all points in between

I decided to go to this little thing called Maker Faire south of San Francisco this weekend.  It's a 2-day thing for people that like to tinker with electronics, art, knitting, bead making, robots, st...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 21:20:00 GMT

New Years resolution 1: No More Taco Bell!!!!

2008... what a crappy year.  2008 was like a frying pan to the face.  I don't remember much, my grandma took a lot of emotional energy out of all of us and then she passed away in August.&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:03:00 GMT

This is some funny shit--Large Hadron Collider will not turn world to goo, promise scientists

+++Silly scientists....+++Cancel your plans for next Wednesday, it could be your last day on Earth. Or could it? second. And we're still here."  http://www.timesonl...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 22:03:00 GMT

How much Have you changed?

Damn my life is boring, wish I was still stalking the streets of Orange at 4am...How much Have you changed?-----------10 years ago----------1. How old were you? 192.) Where did you go to school? Chapm...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:13:00 GMT

Happy New Years

Happy New Years to everyone! I hope 007 will be a great year, better than last year. Although there were good times, there were bad times, too. And (since I've always wanted to use this word) it wa...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 22:46:00 GMT

On finding a pig, dead on the sidewalk

A pig, a very dead pig, greeted me when I came to work on Monday.  Well, I guess he didn't greet me, so much as his stink greeted me.  His little stubby pig legs sticking out, as if he was s...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 23:01:00 GMT

I always knew it, but this just makes it a fact...

You Are 16 Years OldUnder 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are sti...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 22:22:00 GMT

Get back

No more time for pain no more time for sorrows no more blank stares at our bleak tomorrows time does not exist except for in our heads It is not a line but a wave heading out to sea and crashi...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 13:52:00 GMT