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About Me

i'm 22, a pot/acid head and a left wing hippie commie liberal.
there's really not much about me that i can tell you.
i'm kind of like the smell of a dead guy. you can describe it, but to get the full effect, you have to dig up some guy, get your nose in there and take a big deep whiff.

My Interests

my interests include:
- staring at the sun
- wedding cake photos
- dawson's creek
- anything to do with that delightful backward R in the russian alphabet

I'd like to meet:

..
i'm up for meeting pretty much anyone 'cept bible thumping, gun toting right wing christian fundamentalist radical fascists. (basically, if you support ole' G.W. chances are we won't get along.)

Old King Cole was a merry old soul, and a merry old soul was he. With his buckskin belly, and his rubber bum bum....
alright so everybody and their dog seems to have one of these on their profile, so now i do too. enjoy.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shayne
Birthday: 10/20/84
Birthplace: kalispell, MT
Current Location: missoula, mt
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brownish-blond
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: european heinz-57
The Shoes You Wore Today: circa's
Your Weakness: purdy eyes and tight bum
Your Fears: losing a limb
Your Perfect Pizza: i ate too much pizza when i worked @ domino's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: indeed
Thoughts First Waking Up: sweet i'm only half an hour late for work
Your Best Physical Feature: my dick
Your Bedtime: whenever i'm tired
Your Most Missed Memory: now if i missed it, i wouldn't remember it, would i?
Pepsi or Coke: coke *sniffle*
MacDonalds or Burger King: they're both gross
Single or Group Dates: depends does the group date end in group sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Hidden Valley Ranch. mmm.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: gosh no
Do you Sing: when i'm drunk
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: dunno
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes, but it's the clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah i've smoked all sorts of things
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really a date, more like a hookup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: mmmm charcoal flavored wafers w/ cum filling. no i haven't eaten any.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah. sushi is tasty shit.
In the past month have you been on Stage: why is stage capitalized?
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: negatory
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: drug overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a cadaver
What country would you most like to Visit: holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown
Short or Long Hair: depends on the guy
Height: 6' or higher
Weight: as long as they're proportional it doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: depends on the guy
Number of Drugs I have taken: can't count that high
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 1 - tongue
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: several

Music:

Modest Mouse
Donovan
Jefferson Airplane
The Doors
Janis Joplin
Oasis
Phish
Fastball
Pink Floyd
The Beatles
Nirvana
Hendrix
Jeff Wayne's
musical version of
The War
of the Worlds
califone
ugly casanova
holopaw
built to spill
black heart procession
764-HERO
the doors
the byrds
miles davis
dave brubeck
vince guraldi
bach
stravinsky
debussey
john cage
philip glass
CSNY
bob dylan
john lennon
led zepplin
glen miller
george gershwin

Movies:

Donnie Darko
Yellow Submarine
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Waking Life
Requiem for a Dream
The United States of Leland
most indie flicks

Television:

Cartoon network
Independant Film Channel
Oh yeah and Lifetime
i love women's programming...
Yup
it's terrific....

Books:

Nineteen Eighty-Four
The War of the Worlds
Eastern philosophy
Utopia
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
The Psychedelic Experience
Neitzsche's Twilight of the Idols
The Doors of Perception
The Tao of Physics
OS/2 Warp 3 Users Guide
Spiro Agnew's Autobiography

Heroes:

Walter P. Chrysler
Issac Brock
Timothy Leary
the guy who discovered that weed makes you high
water

My Blog

poetry

i'm sure i'm not the only one who has noticed this, but i might be the only one who doesn't feel bad about saying it;poetry is good, when it's good poetry. poetry is bad, when it's someone shoving pag...
Posted by I hold in my hands the beating heart of a robot. on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 08:24:00 PST

horticulture and the morbidly obese

so i was thinking today...i want to take the brain out of a morbidly obese person that can't or won't stop eating, and implant it in a stalk of corn.i'm curious to see what the implications would be -...
Posted by I hold in my hands the beating heart of a robot. on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 06:01:00 PST

An idea for a new kind of amusement park

i've decided that i think i want to try to build a new amusement park, and call it IBM Land. i think there are all sorts of fun things you can do w/ a professional business theme. First, you'd want t...
Posted by I hold in my hands the beating heart of a robot. on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:42:00 PST

my new pipe

so i found this stick on the sidewalk in livingston, and decided i wanted to make a pipe out of it, so between the efforts of AJ and myself, we've turned this shitty little stick into a shitty little ...
Posted by I hold in my hands the beating heart of a robot. on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 02:27:00 PST

The Tao of Eggs

so i got stoned quite a while back and i was making some eggs, and it occurred to me that eggs have got to be some of the most cheerful objects in the known universe. once you crack them open, the...
Posted by I hold in my hands the beating heart of a robot. on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST