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About Me

I once came to a crossroads in my life, just like you right now. I'm always coming to fucking crossroads. But I'm prepared. I bring my 'nocs. No biggie.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Our version of "John Carpenter's The Thing" for the Kindly Rewind Filmmaking Frenzy

Orson Welles for Heinz Ketchup

Extra Ultra Action Man Vs. 10 Tacos

The Last Man On Earth

The Intruder
The One, The Only: Satiricon

Morehouse Appliances

FUCKING ZOMBIES....EVERYWHERE!!!

My Blog

Review at 38,000 ft.

Movie: The Rocker (2008) or Dwight Schrutes Rock-N-Roll Slapstick Jamboree (U.K. Release Title)Substance of Choice: A delightful chicken hot-pocket/Cape Cod chip/Raisin and M&M in-flight meal with Sp...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 08:06:00 GMT

Tag Team Mayhem week 6: Reviews on a Plane!

Editor's Note: This past weekend we were going to try to review a movie, and it just didn't happen. The stars did not align, our hearts wern't into it, and the booze was not strong enough. We had the ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 04:18:00 GMT

Tag Team Mayhem: Week 5

TAG TEAM MAYHEM: Week 5As of late, I've decided the reviews of the past movies have been a little one sided. By that I mean it's dudes reviewing movies and only getting pumped about chicks getting top...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 18:14:00 GMT

Tag Team Mayhem: Week 4

Welcome to our special "Christmas Comes Early 2008 Extravaganza!" Movie: HEAVY METALSubstances Imbibed: Budweiser and Ten High Kentucky BourbonSubstances Deemed Thematically Appropriate: Blotter ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 08:04:00 GMT

Tag Team Mayhem: Week 3.5

Because of the rediculous amount of notes I took on the first movie we watched, I decided we'd just give the summary at the end of the viewing experience, like what we did for Zombie Strippers. -Macni...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Tag Team Mayhem: Week 3

This week there is a lot of things gettin' mixed up. For one, we're using our new name now, Tag Team Mayhem. Two, Grimhoof isn't with us this week because he's getting cybernetic eye surgury. Because...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 20:19:00 GMT

Macnificent and Grimhoof Review: Step Up 2: The Streets

(Special extra feature: This Week Andy Swan is throwing his two cents into the fray) Macnificent: Alright, so this week we realized that reviewing a movie meant actually having to watch said movie. W...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:14:00 GMT

Macnificent and Grimhoof Review: Zombie Strippers

Mac:  This movie was good for about two things, Boobs and Blood. Grimhoof: The kind of movie that gives you a good ol fashioned Goregasm Mac: The good old fashioned "what the fuck happened to hu...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:04:00 GMT