-I'm Jack.-
Real name: John David Grathwohl III.
-I'll be a friend to anyone.-
Just don't be a dick.
-I'm 16.-
I only have my permit though.
-I'm 12.5% Peruvian.-
I'm sure you wouldn't think so.
-I go to Castle View.-
I rule that place.
-I speak Spanish.-
Not very well though.
-I have a baby niece, Makenna.-
I would die for that girl.
-My friends beat me up.-
I don't fight back... I wait until we play Super Smash Bros.
-I kicked the asses of a bunch of other sperm.-
And I keep the ass kicking going.
-I say fuck the Master Ball.-
I catch legendaries with Ultra Balls.
-I don't KO Pokémon.-
I fucking kill em.
-Don't piss me off.-
Stfu, I'll pwnzor youzor.
-I'm a nerd.-
I play Dungeons n' Dragons and Pokémon.
-When shit is hit with Phantasmal Killer they see me.-
Straight up.
-I say bad words, a lot.-
Fuck it, I don't care.
-I have a guitar.-
Fuck that shit.
-I'm fat.-
lololololol
-I am The Master.-
Cause nobody DDOes it like I DDO.
-I do stupid shit.-
I quote myself, "Where's Brian?".
-I have a job.-
And if I make $15 a month I'm gtg.
-I love my friends.-
"Jack how can you be such a douche but so cool at the same time?" - Andrew.
-Have a problem with me?-
QQ.
-Other than that.-
I'm nothing special.
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
Eat my peach.
If you know me you'll know I don't care.
But for real, message, comment etc.