GREETINGS MY LITTLE LOVELIES So, about me ... well i'm from the UK and i'm 33 years old (jesus). I have a husband called Dave who i live with .... actually he's more a keeper really, he tightens my straps occasionally and makes sure no-one can get out of into my padded cell. We've got a fabulous Jack Russell called Pip who is a total nut and our wonderful cat Eiko. I'm in to mountain biking in a big way at the moment and i also love photography so the two hobbies go nicely together. I read a fair bit, usually fantasy or horror - the sicker the better. I'm just getting into cooking (it's only taken me 16 years) and i also like trawling the web and finding freaks (yes, i'm referring to you).
I'm on myspace to stay in touch with various basket cases pals i've made over the interweb - i'm not looking to add 100's of pals that i'll never speak to and if you spam my comments i'm going to send my friends Ruth and Cloud around to bust your face! :p They have killer breasts and aren't afraid to use them.
Anyway, i'd like to leave you with one of my favourite old English proverbs if i may:
"Blow it out your ass cuntbake".
Lotsa love 'n' shit
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