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danny

"I wipe my ass with your feelings."

About Me

I'm basically just a prick...
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My Interests

I spend a lot of time listening to and attempting to write music and representing Corporate America in the scene (The Executives) because they're working class too. Other hobbies include darts, playing guitar, writing lyrics, reading, boxing, watching football, getting loud with your face, staying real, and being a smart ass.

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson. Not that I know who she is or anything, I just....yeah.

Music:

I'm really only willing to listen to the absolute best (in my opinion) of punk, oi! and rac anymore. There is just too much that isn't very good, lyrically or musically. Favorite band at the moment is Iron mothafuckin Maiden. I've also been listening to a good amount of Motorhead and both these influences are fairly obvious in my song writing now. Minus the incredible talent, of course.

Movies:

Braveheart - the greatest movie ever made, period. Office Space - not only hilarious but also teaches us one of the greatest philosophies in life: fuck it. Rambo 1 & 2 - if you don't like Rambo then you probably love cock. Rocky 4 - kicking roided out pinko commie ass, fucking aye.

Television:

Family Guy, the greatest show in television history. The Office is currently a close second but gaining ground at an incredible speed.

Books:

Rule by Secrecy, Enders Game, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide, Holy Blood Holy Grail, Might Is Right, Kon Tiki

Heroes:

Peter Gibbins, Larry David, Ragnar Redbeard.

My Blog

Acoustic Show on Sep. 3rd and 18th

starring dis nigga and David Woolley. we'll be playing 3 half-hour sets at Java Joe's in Yorba Linda on September 3rd and 18th at 7:00 pm.here's the address:Java Joe's4973 Yorba Ranch RdYorba Linda, C...
Posted by danny on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:13:00 PST

God drinks whiskey

god drinks whiskey, I tell ya it's truejust take a look at the things he likes to doflooded the world, turned somebody into saltdestroyed the sodomites and said it was their faulthe holds a grudge lik...
Posted by danny on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:29:00 PST

rambo vs the vikings

an awesome song that me and woolley are working on, here's the lyrics: the vikings were sailing on the high seas in search of conquest and victory they were approaching a jungle isle the intent was to...
Posted by danny on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

Lets hear it for whitey...

POSTED ON 7/19/06, CIRCUMSTANCES MAY HAVE CHANGED BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, TOUGH SHIT. I remember seeing a Chris Rock show/stand up where he talked about how unrealistic Rocky 4 was because it featu...
Posted by danny on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST

I need a throne

I should totally have a throne.  Not only cause I'm incredible and deserve it, but also for the asshole factor.  Just imagine for a moment, if you will, coming to see me.  After knockin...
Posted by danny on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 05:25:00 PST